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The Dossier of Agent J
 
These are the not-so secret files of Agent J.
He is a terrible super spy, but he's a really good guy! So stop by and read these musings he posts. They are hilarious!
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Cam shows....do you like to watch?
Posted:Nov 14, 2017 9:30 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2017 9:18 am
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Since no one wants to do anything with me and I'm still currently single, one of the things I normally do is prep myself in case of future use. I don't know why, but I like to keep myself trim around my balls and shaft area, and I have a patch of fur just above my cock, but it's somewhat trim. The areas around my balls and anus however are shaved. I don't know why I mentioned that, but I try to keep clean.
My biggest fear is that I'll meet someone, and things advance quickly after we've gotten to know each other a bit and then, she says "Joseph.....I want you." And my fear is that will be the week I skipped shaving and I'm a hairy wilderbeast. Just saying.

But why mention this? Well, since I am not getting anything....at all....another thing I like to do is to watch cam shows. I love watching one in particular on chaturbate...there is a performer who calls herself secret_girlfriend and she is so incredibly hot! The reason I watch her is because not only does she put on a incredible show, but she's very real. Her orgasms are most definitely not faked. But it's not that....it's because she is a real person. She's a bit dorky, just like myself, and she seems very nice. Again, it's just who she is that just gets me.

Now why mention this? I have in the past used cam shows and some are where you can go to private chat and even others are where you can go CAM to CAM. And every time I do a private cam to cam show, I've gotten comment on my cock. Not bad ones...but I wonder if I would ever get a bad one, since I'm paying for the show anyways. Now I'm not HUGE, but I'd say...above average. And on top of that, I have a banana curve to my cock that points upward. So my cock is a bit deceiving. It looks like it's about 7 inches, but its actually 8 inches, if it were straight when fully erect from the base to the tip. So I'm packing a secret hidden inch. Now I'm not thick, but I have a habit to where the tip of my penis can normally hit a woman's g-spot from inside her.

And yes guys, the g-spot is real, you just gotta Google it.

Anyway, I had one woman message me that in order to get more people to like me and get more points, that I should do cam shows and show off my cock. Which is not what I want to do. I'd rather do cam shows in private, like one on one, with someone I care about rather than just some rando person on the street. But at times, I have on a rare occasion done a private one on one with someone I don't know. Not all the time, but like once in a blue moon type of thing. I don't know if I could do it ever for a crowd of people. I've seen the abuse some of the cam show artists get, trying to direct them, degrade them, insult them, and that's just wrong.

Would you go into a tailor's shop and go "No you are doing it wrong!" and direct them to create a tailored suit? NO! Or would you say "Hey I want to try this suit on to a wedding, can I try it and if I don't like it bring it back after I've used it?" NO! Then why do that to sex workers in cam shows? Make sure you treat cam workers with respect. They are trying to entertain you, and they don't need negativity.

What do you think? Do you watch cam shows? Have you done any cam shows? What are your thoughts regarding cam show performers?
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More musings from AgentJ
Posted:Nov 14, 2017 2:05 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2017 3:39 pm
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- Ok, so I started to talk to someone here via instant messenger here. Again, I won't post a name because I don't want people pissed at me for outing them without their permission. Geesh. But I started to speak with her, and at first I almost thought we were going to possibly talk. Then she told me she was drunk, sent me a friend invite, and then after I accepted, she said, "Well I gotta go. I'm bad.", and then promptly disappeared from the IM here to probably talk to someone else.

O-kay...so someone has A.D.D., I guess. Either that, or she's just adding friends to go and say "Hey lookie! I got a ton of thirsty guys after me!" Like it's a status symbol. Why do this? To frustrate guys for some demented power trip?

- I then later decided to go on the Chicagoland room to talk, said hello to a couple of people to say hi. We talked about ghosting and why people do it. One said that it's a power trip for them. I agreed but I think it could be more than that. Just like above, I was thinking some people like to punish others and they get off on being mean to other people. Which I can never understand it, but it's a possibility. It was also suggested that it's possible that person can ghost others because they are too afraid to confront someone about that person not liking the other person, thus, they rather would spare a person's feelings and just stop talking to them altogether. But the problem with this is, why be dishonest? Why not just say in a nice way "Hey, I'm sorry, but I just don't think we're compatable" OR "I just don't think we're going to connect." Right? I would rather you be honest, and frankly I would have a hell of a lot more respect for someone that's honest than not be honest themselves.

- Something else that just flashed over my mind today...why does it take women 3 hours to shop for stuff, when guys can do it in 5-10 minutes? Never got that one.

-I got a call for a possible new job today, and I did a phone interview for it. Actually I think this might be a new opportunity for me, and I kind of got excited for it, but I need to control my emotions on it and not get too excited over it in case it falls through. It does seem like a good opportunity, but it all depends on the hiring manager and if he thinks I'm a good fit for the position. Plus he's still interviewing other people for the position and they said they would make a determination later. Eh...didn't like the sound of that, but hopefully they like me and decide to make a move.

- I still have not watched last week's episode of Mr. Robot or The Walking Dead yet. I have them on DVR, but I gotta watch those tonight to play a bit of catch up. Hopefully they are good.

- The weatherman said we're going to be getting a polar front moving in soon. Not too happy about that, but they said it's going to be really cold soon. Hope it moves through quickly.
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Agent J gets his first fan!
Posted:Nov 12, 2017 4:01 pm
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2017 4:02 pm
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Well, I have to admit, I was shocked with this one. I happened to talk to a fellow blogger, in which you might know her MissDReid, and I told her I how much I liked her blog, and that I wish she lived closer. And she responded back, which was very cool. Needless to say, I had a lovely conversation with her and she is indeed a very cool person. I had a wonderful time talking to her, as she helped me through a fairly lonely night.
While we were talking, she asked if I would love to entertain myself with one of her lovely videos. I wish I could have, but I couldn't because I am a standard member. Well, a few seconds later, I had my very first fan and she tipped me too! Something I hadn't expected. So to return the favor, I became a fan of her's as well, and because she's now my number 1 fan, I was able to view her profile, check out her pictures and her videos, and needless to say, I was able to pass the time watching those videos. And yes, I am very sore indeed, so today, Sunday is a day of rest for Mr. Peepers as I like to call him.

But still, I'm hugely grateful to her. I've never had a fan before here. And not that I'm here to have fans or become popular. That is not the point for me here. I truly want to find someone, get to know them and if things work out, settle down. Whether that remains to happen or not, I don't know. But the idea of having a fan, it's a bit humbling to me. I never was one for fan worship. Heck I don't have fantasies about famous stars or me meeting them. Or especially in this case, being with the female stars sexually. I could never wrap my head around that. I prefer real people, people I can actually meet and talk to and get to know. Develop a relationship with that person, be a friend, that's what really gets me. I'd rather have a relationship with real substance with someone that is real, rather than dream or fantasize about a Hollywood persona. For me, there is no comparison for being with real people you can talk to and enjoy and get to know them for who they are.

Look, I know it's just one fan. But it's still is a very humbling and cool experience. So to MissDReid, thank you so much. I am very honored and humbled by it that someone would want to have me like this, I guess, because I'm still trying to wrap my head around it. And what if I happen to get more fans? It's still a bit weird to me. It's cool, but awkward.

Well, that's all I got. Thanks for reading! PEACE!
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Musings in my head at the moment
Posted:Nov 11, 2017 2:40 pm
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2017 3:16 pm
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- I love my . They can be annoying, but I will put up with them being annoying for that one minute where I can still make my laugh hysterically. Then all is right with the world for me. Making them smile helps me through the rough times in my life.

- You know what pisses me off, I mean really burns my ass? Say I ask you a question about any plans we may have for this weekend. And then when I ask you when and where do you want to get together, so the specifics can be nailed down as to when we are getting together, and then the person either 'submarines me' aka they disappear and then reappear OR they completely 'ghosts me' aka they just fly right off the radar and never reply back ever again.

Don't ever do that to me. It's the quickest way to piss me off by ignoring me or just not answering me. Either you commit to doing something and stand by your word or just come out and give me a valid reason as to what you want to do. Whether that means you are busy and you have a valid reason or you just do not want to meet me and the answer is no, which I would accept willingly because at least you have the guts to tell me the truth. I would have more respect for you saying you are not interested than leave me hanging and wasting my fucking time. And that's the one thing I don't have much of is time. I'm 47. My biological clock is ticking damnit! LOL!

- I'm running low on lotion. This is a problem. I use Lubriderm Advanced Therapy, but I'm wondering if there is something better for use when masturbating. But it is good for multi-purpose use, especially in dry weather like now. Which reminds me I'll need to get the humidifier working soon. I woke up last night to a dry nose and I don't need nosebleeds.

- I got a couple new super hero t-shirts at BoxLunch. I've got entirely too many superhero t-shirts. I'll need to go through and weed out the older ones so I can donate a couple to charity, but I'll keep one for dirty housework or painting.

- I had someone ask me if I would take some dick pictures so I could show myself off. Sorry ladies, but I think that's a no go. If you want to see the goods, you gotta check out the merchandise in person. There once was a time I didn't mind, but I think if I want to stay different from the rest of the guys here, you will get no dick picts from me.

- I'm dreading shopping for Christmas. I do so every year. I need to come up with a better plan for shopping for stuff.

- I do not want to have McDonalds for a while. I can only tolerate it every couple of months and I was lazy and went last night. Need to stay away from that for a while. It's almost as bad as eating a six pack of sliders from White Castles.

That's all I got for now. I'll post some more later.

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My fantasy...
Posted:Nov 10, 2017 10:55 pm
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2017 9:52 pm
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So I stole this after I typed this to respond to another blog, I thought I might share this with you all to see what my fantasy is...

If you want my fantasy here it goes:

Personally, I just want to meet up with a woman, and the two of us listen to some nice music, something soft and slow to dance to slowly, both of us entwined in each other's arms. Then after a while, we move slowly to the bedroom, and take turns slowly undressing each other. Then with both of us naked, standing in front of each other, candles going in the bedroom to provide soft light, I can slowly kiss your neck, as my tongue runs over your earlobes, and I can softly run my hands over your body.
From there you get extremely turned on, and try to throw me on to the bed to have your way with me, but I refuse, and move you over to the bed, and I lay you down and the two of us just spoon for a few minutes while I hold you and enjoy hugging you tightly, all the while you feel my manhood as hard as a rock press into you ass.

From there, you turn around and unable to take it any more of the waiting, you whisper gently in my ear...Fuck me...

But I still refuse. Instead....I head down between your legs, spread them apart, and have my tongue dive into your pussy, licking, flicking your clit, getting you even wetter until you explode. And then I keep the pressure up, until you beg me to stop, but all the while, you know you want to keep enjoying more. It might hurt a little, but you want to keep enjoying the rapture of riding wave after wave of orgasms that spasm your body.

Finally you give me a signal that you can't take it anymore, and release a gush as you squirt out everything you have. Spent, your body shudders over and over, and I finally let you relax as my hand runs over your body, causing you to shake endlessly with a huge grin on your face. And then I let your body slowly calm down, so you can rest and catch your breath. While you are recovering, I'll bring you a towel to clean yourself up a bit along with a glass of ice water or wine, and you can enjoy a drink to quench your thirst.

After you have recovered, then it begins round two.

So...why don't you ladies share what you have in mind for me?
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Wow, ok, so some of you hate my guts! LOL!
Posted:Nov 10, 2017 7:07 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2017 6:43 pm
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Let me start this with a recap of the last blog...

First, I'm a human being. Human beings make mistakes. That's everyone. There's only one human being I know without sin, and he died for our sins and they put him on a cross.

With that said...could I have handled the situation better? Yes. In hindsight, I could have been more understanding and nicer. HOWEVER...with that said, the amount of people defending the man who rudely propositioned me for a blowjob without introducing himself first in crazy and full of double standards. If I had done that to a woman and blog posted about it, I would have been roasted alive by you blog readers. So if that is the case, why is it different that he should not be held by the same standards? That's just it...he should. And so should everyone else.

The issue isn't me being homophobic. Which I'm not in the least. If you think I'm homophobic, when my nephew came out as gay to his family, I supported him and his gay friends. I helped welcome him at our house at Christmas when his dad first shunned him and I counselled his father to where they are both on speaking terms. It's not been easy for both of them, but my nephew is welcome in our home with open arms. When I was younger, it was the gay night clubs that gave me my first break when I was a young DJ when other clubs wouldn't give me any breaks. To this day I have many gay friends, hung out with them, had dinner with them, been to parties with them. So if you think I'm homophobic...you're an idiot.

In fact, when I lashed out at this gay man for being rude to me, I treated him as I would have treated a woman if she had done the same thing to me. I do not tolerate people being rude in any fashion. Have some common sense and dignity and be polite when you talk to me first. After we have gotten to know each other and developed a relationship, then you can ask to suck my dick. LOL! I can't believe I have to even say this.

Finally, I've had to ban two people from my blog because of the last blog post. And one of those people decided to send me a private message telling me that I am a terrible person, and that I deserve to be lonely and that I deserve to die alone and fuck off. So I had to ban that person completely from even messaging me. I will not tolerate being disrespected, insulted, or attacked and assume that I am a homophobic asshole, when in fact, it is an absolute fallacy. and if you attack me, I will attack back as I will not stand to be attacked.

Look, everyone can learn new things. Everyone can make mistakes and learn from them. That is what life is, it's about making mistakes and learning from them, becoming better, and educating your and the younger generations to become BETTER than you were.

But I try to live my life in a manner that I will be give respect to those that treat me with respect. When you start off a conversation in a rude manner, it's hard to be the better man. It's hard to compose yourself with understanding, especially when you feel disrespected. It's not easy. Everyone will react differently. All I can do is chalk this up to life experience, learn from it, and move on so that the next time, if there is a next time this happens, is to do the right thing and act accordingly.

Are we clear? I hope this ends this matter. But if some of you persist in attacking me further, you will be reported for harassment.

End of discussion.
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So I just got my first gay man proposal...geesh!
Posted:Nov 10, 2017 1:44 pm
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2017 9:49 pm
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Ok, look...

I have no problems with men who are homosexual. If you are a gay man, I could care less about what you want to do with another gay man. However, I LOVE women. Sorry, but gay men do not turn me on.

UPDATE: Since so many people were offended that I posted the user name here of the guy that rudely asked to suck my dick without checking my profile, I have REMOVED his name.

But when someone jumps on me with an IM, and he's a GOLD MEMBER and doesn't even both to view my profile first that I'm into women and says....

"Hey wanna have me come over so I can suck your dick? I'm in the area."

"NO. I do not want you to suck my dick you fucking idiot. Read my profile first before messaging me. You are a gold member moron"

Oh yes, if you hit me with stupid shit, I hit back even harder.

Now I have gotten a taste of what you ladies have to deal with. Of course, I already knew it, but I'm sure you ladies get hit with this every day on multiple times. Which is why I prefer to ask politely if you would like to chat via the Instant Messenger.

Of course, I had to use up a point to send him the message back, which sucks, but I think it was well worth the point.

Ladies, on behalf of a man who understands, I am so sorry you have to go through with this on a daily basis. You have my deepest sympathies.

EDIT #2: Look, I am not homophobic. I don't care about gay men, nor am I gay, but it' simple, I like women, and homosexual men do nothing at all for me. But in the first several comments, I was flamed and insulted because I ripped into this guy when many of you missed the point.

He didn't bother to read my profile. He just messaged me out of the blue and asked if I wanted him to come over and suck my dick. It wasn't that he asked, it's that he was rude and he didn't bother to even politely introduce himself. It was "Hey, want me to come over and suck your dick? I'm in the area."

What kills me the incredible double standard here. If I did that to a woman, I'd get fucking jumped on for being a douchebag. But when a gay man does that, people here jump to his defense because they think I'm homophobic, which I'm not. Hell, I used to DJ at gay clubs when I was younger. I have gay and bi friends. I'm not even grossed out when gay men kiss. But does that give anyone the right to just rudely say "Hey want me to come over and suck your dick?" If that had been a WOMAN that said that, I STILL would have said no, and flamed that person for not using manners.

You need to introduce yourself and politely use manners! With that said, if anyone else has a problem with this, I'm sorry, but it is what it is.

EDIT #3: I've also just had to ban two people on my blog for attacking me rudely over this. I won't tolerate people attacking me for defending myself and my rights to be treated with respect. If you can't understand that, either deal with it and move on or I will be working to ban more people if necessary.
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Helping you to find the red flags!
Posted:Nov 9, 2017 4:21 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2017 6:52 pm
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Ok folks, I wanted to post this out there to help people realize the red flags out there when it comes to dating. "RED FLAGS?" you ask, "what are those?" Well, I will tell you.

Red flags are when you to talk to someone, and that is when your 'spidey-sense', your gut tells you something is wrong with this picture. It's those instincts that people tell you to listen to warn you off from danger.

Why discuss them? Because you need to listen to your gut, or more likely, that brain that is telling you something is wrong. Because most likely it is.

What are some of the red flags?

1) Saying they will do something and they don't follow through.


Folks, you could be a man or a woman, and you say "Hey let's talk later. Here is my number. Why don't you give me a call in about an hour and we can discuss it later?" And the person doesn't call you back. So you wait all night, and they never call. So you call them back, and ask them "Hey why didn't you call me back?" Now 9 times out of 10, it should be a legitimate answer. And it's perfectly acceptable if things get busy from time to time. But if that person says 'Oh, I forgot.' or comes up with a half assed excuse, that's a red flag. That should tell you that they do not care enough to even bother thinking about you.

Or even worse, that person is busy ALL of the time. If that person is using excuse after excuse after excuse to not talk to you, even if they are legitimate, how busy do you have to be to constantly not calling you back? This means that they are blowing you off and don't want to be bothered with you.

So take time to think about that one. This could also be tied into not being on time for appointments or even missing appointments with you completely.

2) Taking time to call you back or taking time to reply to your messages.

This is along side the first, in which they might not be thinking of you properly or they just don't care enough to think about you, but ultimately, you could be asking a person a question, and then that person disappears for literally for minutes or more, an hour or two. Once again, 9 times out of 10, if that person does not have a legitimate answer, or they are constantly doing this...they problem is not only could they be thinking of an answer that will properly please you, but they could be texting behind someone else's back. Their partner or significant other or husband or wife without their permission to play is in fact, cheating. It's possible that he or she says they have permission to play, when in fact they are keeping things discreetly away from both you and their husband or wife.

3) Information they tell you doesn't match up/isn't consistent.

This could be from telling you that they live alone one time and then say they live with their , to telling you they live in one place but their profile says another, to saying they are a blonde, yet all of their pictures are of them as a brunette. It's the little inconsistencies in which throw of tiny red flags all over the place. If they are constantly saying one thing yet their profile says another or things you've asked them before and they change their story again, they may not be telling you the full truth or outright lying to you. Pay attention to the details a person tells you! If they do not match up, something is rotten in Demark as they say. Now for little stuff, it's not an issue. For big stuff like where they live, do they have , etc...that is big stuff.

4) Not enough information.

This is like #3, but instead of incorrect info, they give you almost nothing. They don't want to talk about their past, they don't want to tell you where they live, they don't want to tell you what their cell number is if you ask them, they don't want to tell you basic stuff...that is a huge red flag. Pay attention to this one folks, it's a big one.

5) Sensing a person is controlling.

This one is a bit difficult to determine, but if you are with a person or talking to that person, and that person wants to dominate the conversation, is always talking about themselves, or if you want to go someplace and that person tells you that they don't feel you should be doing something...this is a huge red flag. If a person during a relationship is controlling, domineering or overbearing and makes all of your decisions for you, that is a huge thing. People need to live and share things especially if they are a couple. If one side is constantly running the show and refuses to let the other side do stuff or controlling or using manipulation to get you to do stuff, get out fast. Unless you are a totally subservient person and want that type of lifestyle, but even then, do you want to live your own life or someone else's?

I am sure there are other red flags that are out there that I could mention...especially when it comes to dating or getting to know someone. What other red flags do you think need to be mentioned here? What are your red flags that stick in your head that make you think twice about a person? Post them here and let's list them all!
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Using the chat room is a must!
Posted:Nov 9, 2017 10:57 am
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2017 3:42 pm
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Ok for the guys and gals reading my blog, here's something that you need to be doing. Complaining of this site not working? You're not getting laid? Hey, it happens. Sometimes you can't find the right person. Or you are suffering a bad dry spell, like myself. Hey it happens. We can't all be getting laid here. How to solve it? Be more active!

This is where using the chat room comes in handy. If you put yourself out there to talk to others in the chat room, you'll find a bevy of people to talk to. Even if it's to get advice, or to talk to whomever you are interested in the chat room, you can find someone. By using the chat rooms here, you can get advice, get help, or possibly find the person that might become interested in you. Or if anything, you at least could find someone to possibly hook up with and break that dry spell!

I've used the chat room before, and while sometimes it's difficult, especially when you are a man and there is nothing but a bunch of men in the chat room, but that's when you need to use it. Why do I want to talk to a bunch of guys when I'm a guy? Because it's all about building a reputation. Even if you are not into guys, and the guys ask if you are into guys, just be honest and politely say no, I'm just here to get advice and learn. Ultimately, the trick is this....every person needs to develop proper communication skills. If you can talk to guys, then when a woman does join in on the chat, be polite, say hello, and introduce yourself. Then keep talking, and build up your ability to talk normally. Don't be a douchebag and "go hey baby, wanna hook up?" NO!!!! Just be like a normal human being! Women are here to talk to guys who are nice. Now if they are into the dom/sub thing, it might be different, but let's put this out there...yes this is a adult sex website for talking to women, but you first want to talk like a normal SANE human being first before you get into the kinky stuff and well after you have established a long communication with that person! You don't just jump into "hey wanna fuck?" That might work on maybe one in a million women.
This is not like Ron Burgandy where you can slap on some Sex Panther and say "60 percent of the time, it works every time...", you need manners my friend to win over the ladies!

Just act normal. And if you can't act normal, fake acting normal a lot and keep on faking it until to make it to normal. And this is not for me to say we need to be normal. Hell, I'm on a adult sex website saying to people to act normal, when some of you like to shove giant cucumbers up your ass or slap each other to get turned on. Normal is hard to come by here. But let's face it, you allow normal to introduce each other, and then slowly, gradually, once there is a trust out there, then let your freak flag fly a bit.

Ok that's all I got for now. Hope that helps a bit. I'm outta here....PEACE!
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Make sure to use your IM privies!
Posted:Nov 7, 2017 10:34 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2017 7:07 am
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Ok, one of the cool things here is that at least the site allows basic members to at least chat with 5 people a day. So even if you cannot pay to use the site, the site at least allows you to chat with up to 5 different people a day. Which is as least somewhat cool. Back in the day they allowed you to chat constantly, but at least they didn't fully take away all of the perks here.

But for guys like myself, this is a huge perk. WHY? Because if you know how to manage it right, out of those 5 times, you can at least get one of them to talk to you, IF...you know how to do it right.

1) Pick someone you think you'll connect with. Hopefully, try to check out if they are into guys or gals, or couples, or depending on what they are looking for. Sometimes though this might not work because even if someone says they are into a particular sex or race, they might not be interested because they've changed flavors. Yeah it's possible. Does that suck? YES. But it is what it is.

2) Do as much info searching on them as you can to before you message them. It helps to be prepared. Like if they have a blog, do they post erotic stories, or have a regular webcam they do? Getting the info helps. Then after you get the info, get a notepad and write that user handle down so when they are ONLINE you can see if they are willing to take a message via IM.

3) One you have determined your five... talk to one of them at a time. Do not ruin it by trying to juggle to chats at the same time. You will mix shit up, I can guarantee it. Focus on that one person you are talking to so that you can engage in actual conversation.

4) Do not use TEXT SPEAK! Nothing is more annoying to me than a person that does not take the time to use complete sentences! Unless you are both in your early 20's and both use that. Otherwise, just don't. You will look like an unintelligent baboon.

5) When you begin to chat with that person....BE POLITE. EXTREMELY POLITE. Yes this is a sex website for adult chat and hookups, I get it. But if you talk in a polite manner, that person will be more forgiving if you happen to make a etiquette mistake.

6) If he or she is not into you, for example, you are a guy and you got the wrong info and she is strictly into women only because she already has a husband and she's only looking for women or guys from couples, then quickly apologize and say "I'm sorry, I didn't know that info because I'm a basic member and I wasn't privy to that information." Then excuse yourself and say thank you and have a good day/night. Being polite does not cost you anything. But if that person sees you as polite, they might recommend you to another member friend and say, "Hey I have a friend on here, she might be interested in you..." Chances are this will not happen, but in being polite, you play your cards right, and they can provide nice character witnesses or at least a testimonial saying "Hey I'm not into guys, but I chatted with this guy and he was really polite and cool with me, so hit this guy up ladies!" Lesbian women can also be bro's and help in the bro code to help you get hooked up. Respect them and they can help you out!

7) You've talked. He or She says hello! And they might be interested! Be calm, and be cool. Crack a joke or two! But above all be yourself! Unless you are an asshole. Then don't be yourself. Be a decent person. And then after a bit of conversation, see if they would be willing to trade info to where you can take the conversation offline, like getting her number and see if you two can get together. If he or she is ok with it, then QA'PLA!!!! (That is Klingonese for SUCCESS!)

Above all, using the IM here is highly important and can help your chances of meeting people here work out. And if not, you might just make a friend or a possible person to help you get connected with someone else who MIGHT get you the hookup.

Now is it perfect here? No....not all of the time. Let's face it guys, some of you've damaged it here for a lot of good guys here with shitty attitudes and being rude as fuck. And you get pouty and salty as fuck when you get rejected. As I've said before, rejection sucks, but you've gotta deal with it. It's life. But stop fucking it up for the rest of us men here.

Well...hope this helps some of you guys and gals out so you can get laid. It's the least I can do to help the masses here. Thanks for reading!

PEACE!
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Struck out again...if I did not have bad luck I would have no luck at all...
Posted:Nov 6, 2017 9:46 pm
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2017 4:06 pm
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Well...my first IM chat went south. I was able to get a hold of a member here and she has a blog here at NoStrings. And she was local to the area in Chicago, so I thought I would say hello and introduce myself. So I did.

Before I continue, let me say this...some guys like to bash women here if they get rejected, and trust me, that's the wrong thing to do here. Especially if a woman has a blog, because she will post your conversation here and make you look like crap. It's just what women do...shame the losers who bash them.

But that's not why I don't bash women here. It's wrong. First off, rejection is a part of life. If everything was a yes, this world would be a really lame place to be! What would you have to look forward to in life, huh? So while rejection sucks, and no one likes to be rejected, it's a part of life. Deal with it.

Second, when rejected, sometimes a woman isn't rejecting you per se, but that she could be into other things or styles of men. You could be a great guy, but a woman could be hung up on strictly dating black men. Or women. Or want to be strictly with couples. Or they are into BDSM and you are not. It could a million different reasons why they are not into you! So don't take rejection personally.

Finally, when rejected, be polite. Why? Because word gets around. If you are polite, and a woman has a blog, she could blog about you and say "I just spoke with whoisagentj, and while I had to reject him, he was the NICEST GUY and took my rejection with no problems! If I weren't into women, I would have snagged this guy up! So ladies, if you are looking for a really good local guy, talk to whoisagentj and snag this guy up before someone else grabs him up and he's off the market!"

Of course, that's a huge stretch of the imagination. But hey, it could happen, right?

But back to my local blog lady. Unfortunately, she wasn't interested, but it was because she was into couples only. And I didn't know that because...well, hey, I'm a basic member and I can't read blog profiles. So I apologized, and she was very cool about it and said thank you and wished me good night. Plus she told me that because I was polite when I introduced myself, she didn't rip me a new asshole, which I will say, thank you for that, because I only need one, thank you very much. LOL!

The point being, while my luck sucks, and is about par for the course, you will not have bad luck forever. Life is a series of highs and lows. Sometimes you have a very deep valleys to cross, other times you get the little ups and downs, the flatlands, and on a rare occasion, you get to climb Mount Olympus to get to the goddess Aphrodite. Or in the ladies case, Zeus or Apollo. Or if you are into Norse Mythology, I know you ladies love the hunky Thor, with his magic abs. That's according to my , of course, I don't know about that stuff accept Thor kicks butt.
But I digress.

Just keep swimming as Dory would say....just keep swimming. Good things will happen. And don't stop believin'...hold on to that sw-eeet e-mo-tion....! Ok, enough of that. Thanks for reading. PEACE!
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So...what to talk about?
Posted:Nov 6, 2017 12:39 pm
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2017 9:52 pm
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So maybe some of you were wondering what your old pal Agent J was doing while he was gone.
Not much...I know, I'm such a fascinating person. LOL!

Seriously though, I did a lot of work. Focusing on that and my took a lot out of me for a bit. Plus for a while I worked a crappy 2nd shift for a company that was really terrible, and it left me no time to look for or date a woman. I have moved around to a couple of different jobs since then and right now things are sort of in limbo at the moment.
I would like to find a good woman to remedy that however, but searching for someone online hasn't been easy. It's not that I'm picky. It's because the women are picky. Plus having a dad bod does not help. I have done some work on myself however. At one point I weighed in at 265, but I have done some work, cut down on soda and started drinking water, and the past year or two, I've dropped down into my 230's for weight. It's not been easy, but finding time to exercise or stay active has been difficult and my energy levels as I have gotten older have dropped dramatically. But with me drinking water more and eating less, it has helped.

The problem though is finding a decent woman. Someone with the right amount of level of kink, not too little, not too much. Too little and the woman doesn't want to do anything except lay there and let me have my way...too much and she wants me to slap the shit out of her and stick a 12 inch dildo up my ass or degrade her. Look, I'm not judging others here, but it's just not for me. I've tried it, and I know what I like. But the main problem is....finding someone who is interested in me, and for whom I am interested in as well! That's the problem.

Since then I've tried dating sites with little luck. Plus the people who were attracted to me...well, I just didn't feel that spark, that sexual attraction to that particular person. Is that somewhat judgmental? Maybe, but I would rather be honest and not lie to a person and be in a relationship with that person in which I am not attracted to and lie just to have sex with them or to cure my loneliness. That is not who I am. And I got out of a 7 year divorce with someone years ago because of that. Why would I allow myself to get into that again? I want to be in love again! I want to be with someone that loves me too! Is that so wrong? OMG! I just said the L-WORD! And its not Lesbians. It's LOVE! What the hell is wrong with love? NOTHING! Sure I want to be in love again. But it's got to be with someone I can develop a connection to, a relationship with so we can enjoy our time together.

So...where does that leave me? Hell if I know. However, I feel now...I know what I want. And it involves finding the right person to love. Now...if some woman would find me that way, then I'd be all good from there.

Alright I've bored you enough. Thanks for reading. Peace!
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And I still....haven't found...what I'm looking for....
Posted:Nov 5, 2017 11:27 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2019 12:22 pm
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Good song by U2. And it brings up the next topic of thought....what and who am I looking for?

Well, sit right here and listen to my spell, about a poor mountaineer....ok, ok...it's not the Beverly Hillbillies, but just keep reading and I'll tell you.

When I left, I really was kind of fed up with this place. Since then I took time to focus on myself and my , really get myself back to being centered.

Honestly, what I'm looking for...well, I would like sex. Who doesn't, right? But for me, it's got to be more than that. Ultimately, I would love to find the right woman for myself. As to looking away from the Chicago area, as much as I would love to find the right woman, I can't travel to see her. So if you are outside of the Chicago area, unless you are traveling here to come see me, I can't travel to come and see you. Sorry to burst the fantasy ladies, but as much as I love women, I cannot be traveling large distances to go and see someone. So first things first...you need to be local to the Chicago area or the suburbs surrounding it.

Secondly, as much as I love sex, it's not all I am about. I want to get to know you first before we do anything. Oh sure, I will admit, if there is an animal attraction toward you, I would not discount something happening quickly between us, but I really want to get to know you, what you are like and if we are compatible between the two of us. I'm a nerdy, geeky guy. You do not have to be, but you have to be able to accept who I am. But really, I want to get to know who you are, become friends and develop a relationship over time between the two of us. If we can do that, then it makes it all the more sweeter between the both of us.

Third, what do I want? Well, I am open to anything, but I do want to take things as they happen and see what happens from there. Could it be a one time thing? Sure. Could it be friends with benefits? Sure. But I will admit, I need to see a natural development between the both of us if things are to progress into a relationship and maybe even more. Do I want to get married again? Sure if I found the right woman to be with, but that woman would have to be very special.

Finally, what am I like? What do I like? Well, ask me! I am open to anything and your questions. Ask me what I want and I will tell you no lies. I do not have time to waste so I'm going to tell you the truth. Why? Because it's easier to remember the truth than a made up lie, and most importantly, I want you to like and love me for who I am. I do not have time for bullshit. I do not have time for games. I'm 47 years old, and while I do enjoy a good video or PC game or card game or board game, the one I do not have time for is head games with people's hearts and minds. And you should want that as well. Who the hell wants a person to play with their heart and crush it? Not me! Nor should you either. Which brings me to this...if you are married or with a boyfriend or a girlfriend for that matter, unless you have permission to play, don't be playing around. It's not cool. Also, even if you are married or partnered and you do have permission to play, no offense, while I might be tempted to play and you have been given the ok to do so, and I have talked to both of you, I honestly do not see anything happening between us other than MAYBE sex or a MAYBE us being friends. And that's not a guarantee either, because I really want to find a relationship with a good woman...that's with a massively high sex drive.

So if you got questions...ask me! I'm an open book.

With that said, I'm going to sign off with my trademarked ending...

PEACE OUT and GOD BLESS!
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