The Night Before Kinkmas
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Posted:Dec 23, 2019 7:45 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 11:4 am
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'Twas the night before Kinkmas and we were alone
not a creature was stirring, not even my bone
her panties were hung by the chimney with care
in hopes that Saint Lickalot soon would be there
she in her nightie and I in the nude
fondling and fingering, my intentions were lewd
when out on the lawn there rose such a cry
my dick went all limp, and she went all dry
so up the window I sprang like an elf
and opened the blind while she diddled herself
the moon shone bright on the snowgirl we built
a broom up her ass, right up the hilt
and what my wondering eyes did appear
but a fur-lined sleigh with eight studly reindeer
and a lascivious driver so spry and so quick
I knew in a flash it must be St. Lick
now sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite
he yelled his team but it didn't sound right
'whoa Stupid, whoa Bumface, whoa Dickhead, whoa Klutz
slow down this sleigh, or I'll cut off your nuts !'
then down the chimney he crashed like a lout
eyes bulged with lust and dick hanging out
she smiled and sighed and giggled with glee
his dingus you see hung down his knee
his clothes reeked of perfume and pussy galore
he look liked a bum and smelled like a
' That was some cathouse ! ' he said with a grin
and cackled and snorted and wiped off his chin
so he bustled and opened his big bag of toys
clit vibes for girls, worn panties for boys
and a dildo so long it lay rolled in a coil
nipple clamps, butt plugs and all kinds of oil
he licked and slurped her quivering wet cunt
and gorged like a lion at the end of the hunt
he humped and pumped like a mad rutting steed
leaving her coochie overflowing with seed
so filthy and nasty was this raunchy soul
he reached for the lube and greased her bumhole
then he spread her cheeks with a wink and a lick
and right up her ass slid his massive stiff prick
then sniffing his finger beneath his red nose
he hooted and cackled before he arose
I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight
'Thanks y'all for a fuckin' good night !
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The Twelve Days of Clitmas
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Posted:Dec 13, 2019 9:25 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 11:4 am
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On the twelfth day of Clitmas, true love gave ;
diddlers diddling
lads-a-licking
ten toys-a-pulsing
nine ladies humping
eight maids-a-sucking
seven winking assholes
six clits-a-spasming
five cock rings
four rubber dildos
three French cunts
two rigid nipples
and an orgasm in a peach tree.
And if you dream of consecutive days of tireless insatiable tongue worship, dungeon kink and quivering whimpering orgasmic bliss -- please contact immediately !
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👅 The Tongue Hotel
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Posted:Oct 28, 2019 8:01 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2019 10:53 am
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Welcum The Tongue Hotel, aka Pillow Princess Paradise, a decadent getaway destination for the libidinous lady who enjoys pleasant accommodation, fine dining, lavish pampering, and our famous tireless tongue therapy. Our charming cuntry inn has been providing total satisfaction to the needy, greedy and orgasm deprived since 69 and features sensual cozy ambience, organic vagitarian cuisine, exquisite pleasures delivered by highly trained tongue therapists, and unlimited intense orgasms. Book some head now and discover there truly is no such thing as too much 👅
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Those Were the Days
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Posted:Oct 27, 2019 10:43 am
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2019 10:44 am
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in days of old when girls were bold
and boys were not particular
they stood the girls against the wall
and licked them perpendicular
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In the Kitchen
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Posted:Oct 26, 2019 11:09 am
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2019 10:19 am
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her place is in the kitchen -- your place is on your knees
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Days of Old
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Posted:Oct 15, 2019 6:51 pm
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2019 11:23 am
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in days of old when girls were bold
and reached the age for dicking
they spread their thighs and closed their eyes
and revelled in the licking
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Fine Dining
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Posted:Oct 13, 2019 7:27 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2019 10:55 am
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your pussy is a peach, your bum is a plum
and a kiss ain't a kiss without a little tongue
so spread your thighs and close your eyes
I'm gonna give tongue some exercise
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Girls Who Wear Glasses
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Posted:Oct 13, 2019 8:02 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 11:4 am
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girls who wear glasses are the apples of our eyes
and have luscious full lips and glorious soft thighs
girls who wear glasses make wonderful lovers
and are horny and slutty when under the covers
girls who wear glasses invite lascivious passes
from hungry tongues who lick pussies and asses
girls who wear glasses enjoy the girls and the boys
and love to be diddled with hot naughty toys
girls who wear glasses have nice tits and small feet
and are hotter and hornier and sweeter to eat
girls who wear glasses love to squeeze and say please
while sucking and slurping, down on their knees
girls who wear glasses are sexy as fuck
and are down and dirty and know how to suck
girls who wear glasses will beg for the bone
and take it and love it, never ceasing to moan
girls who wear glasses are the erotic real deal
and cum often and hard with a squirt and a squeal
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Pumpkin Spice
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Posted:Oct 12, 2019 5:55 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2019 9:06 pm
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cool autumn morning
dew upon the grass
time to work my hungry tongue
in some luscious female ass
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The Pussygobbler's Grace
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Posted:Oct 11, 2019 2:32 pm
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2019 7:38 pm
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Prior to partaking of a grand feast one is obliged to offer an expression of gratitude and thanks. So in honour of Canadian Thanksgiving and with apologies to Robert Burns, I offer this wee poem:
The Pussygobbler's Grace
some have meat but cannot eat
and some would eat but want it
but you have meat
and I can eat
so for this feast be thank it
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Cannabliss Cunnilingus
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Posted:Oct 11, 2019 2:11 pm
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2019 8:46 am
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The evil weed is now legal in Canada and I can fearlessly indulge my magnificent obsession of licking, slurping and sucking pussy with the munchies. My tireless insatiable tongue craves a juicy pillow princess for prolonged enthusiastic gobbleslurping, however she likes it, until she squeals and gushes torrents of cunt juice into thirsty mouth and collapses in quivering whimpering orgasmic bliss. Such a thrill to savour her exquisite taste, and swallow !
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Dualingual Bliss
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Posted:Oct 8, 2019 11:34 am
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2019 8:48 am
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It's gotta be said
when all's said and done
that two hungry tongues
are ten times better than one
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Dolores
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Posted:Oct 8, 2019 11:21 am
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2019 8:50 am
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An elegant lady named Dolores
sings in the neighbourhood chorus
whenever we meet
I kneel at her feet
and worship her glorious clitoris
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