My 1st blog EVER!
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Posted:Aug 8, 2013 8:04 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2014 12:49 am
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Guess I can put anything I want here,nobody's gonna read this shit anyhow..I've been here for a week and made a whopping 1 friend. ..Anyhow,got up this morning and had a cup of coffee.Neighbors cat brought me a dead mouse..My caught a grasshopper,that was funny!Speaking of grass,was going to mow it,but it was raining so I didn't.. Got new tires for my truck,not today though,last monday.Tomorrow I'll take back my movies,due today,but didn't want to go to town..If your reading this,you must really be bored..Maybe instead of trying the honest approach here,maybe I should sling bullshit..Ok, here goes..I'm not really 51,I'm a 35 y/o buff hunk with washboard abs.I'm so damn good looking that I had all the mirrors in my mansion removed cause I would sit and admire myself for hours.Hard to run my million dollar a month company when I'm too busy looking at myself.It's terrible that I have to wear long pants all the time cause my 12 inch very thick schlong always kept popping out,jeez how embarrassing!Once again,if you've made it this far,your are really bored..wow..If you did read this,I would like to thank you for reading my very 1st blog..I believe I shall let my month run out and use this as a learning experiance..Thank you again for reading and always remember,creamy peanutbutter is better than chunky...
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