Sex and calories
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Posted:May 26, 2014 1:44 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 12:9 pm
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Sex and Exercise
A hug leads to a kiss...A kiss leads to a finger...A finger leads to a hand...A hand leads to a lick...A lick leads to a suck...A suck leads to a fuck.
So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this because sex is like math...You add the bed...Subtract the clothes...Divide the legs...Leave your solution...And pray you don't multiply!
Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Giving ...HEAD...massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth...
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes:
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra:
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection:
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay:
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry:
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal
With Different PositionS:
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal
Orgasm:
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal
After "O":
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
Getting dressed:
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her baby's Daddy at the door.............1942 cal
BURNS THOSE CALORIES!!!
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Forward in 2014 and reflections on passion(s)
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Posted:Jan 3, 2014 1:09 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 12:9 pm
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Sex used to be something I worried about a lot. I worried about when I would have it, then I worried about whether or not I was having enough of it, then I worried about when I fu*ked I'd get bored of having it with the same person over and over again. I still have questions and yet fewer insecurities about sex. Although far less and even worry about pleasing her , but not the same as it was. And I don't imagine those feelings ;as the same as it will be. The worry or the sex.
The good news, for me at least, is that I'm less freaked by this than I used to be. I used to be worried about all the things about sex I didn;t know. I spent years learning (much of that learning being theoretical or mechanical thru manipulation, with the occasional opportunity to put theory into practice) because knowledge was power, I was told.
Now I find relief and a different kind of power in all the things I don;t know. In fact much more of my time is spent thinking about what I don't;t know than what I do. This is truer of my personal life than my semi - work life, but I;ve decided to mark the change of year by making a change to my sexual life as well.
Apparently 2014 is going to see a lot of changes. I think my resolution this year will be to start more of my writing with things I don;t know and spend more time soliciting from readers and friends and others all the things they don't know.
I think we're both much more likely to learn if we start there.
If you're looking for something a little less ethereal by way of sexual resolutions, read on, and happy new year! Hope your passions are real and genuine - you deserve them all.
Take care all of you and maybe I will her from you as friends or aquaintanences.
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Strong, a gentleman,looking to find ....
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Posted:Nov 9, 2013 11:08 am
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2013 6:54 am
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Strong mind and body, mature, experienced guy: trim, well hung, lg. sack with reserves for her ..... Looking for quality, not quantity, intimacy and fun times - very relaxed, very oral (seem to get that way more and more). I am an unmarried, experienced; clean in the extreme, no baggage, no angst, well off, urgent below the waist, quality male; single for over 15 yrs. Accomplished, MBA/CPA/military fighter pilot, well spoken and great conversation communicator with word, deed, lips and tongue and ….. friend/partner material.
I am a robustly pulsing guy. Not dead!!!! Looking for a 'close' fit .....
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