OverWhelming.... ALL The Beauty, Totally Different...Totally Unique..
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Posted:Nov 14, 2010 12:40 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2010 12:45 pm
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As I browse all of the people here, it doesn't take long to realize just how Beautiful we all are. I have to say... The amount of ' Drop DeaD Georgeous ' woman all around us makes me want a taste of EVERY one of you! Just a taste though. Any Volenteers please leave me a note, I'll do everything in my power to reward you with a very memorable, explosive, multi orgasmic experiance. I'm sure I won't have the time to get to ALL of you so PLEASE don't be disappointed. Your man can read my other blog and gain some insite to my skills and the art of squirting. You can be willing to help him and simply relax as he works this magic. MOST IMPORTANTLY ... Take you time and breifly rest in intervals suitable to regain muscle control. You Will Lose control but let it go ONLY when you can't stand another delicate slash of his toung across your already bulging clitorus, at that precise second he HAS TO UNDERSTAND TO HOLD CONSTANT LIGHT PRESSURE ON YOUR G SPOT! Till you Loose all control and start to convulse. You will convulse... as you spew your Lady Juice across the room. A Feat of Magic to say the least. ALL WOMAN... I SAID ALL WOMAN are capable of achieving this wonderful phonomenom! I am a swallower so I had to perfect my technique to get what I wanted from a sexual encounter.
Back to THE Beauty... God has got to be getting better at creating women... Because the PROOF is ALL Around us. You guys fortunate enough to attract the affections of these HoT ASS Women, Please DON'T Take them for granted, Pamper THEM, Every DAY! Anyway you can. It's Way too easy for them to lure another suitor to take your place. Make em squirt .... They WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ! I PROMISE YOU !
Ladies in Closing .... I RESPECTFULLY LOVE ALL OF YOU !
Dave
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The "MAN RULES"
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Posted:Oct 30, 2010 4:56 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2010 10:44 pm
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This SHOULD straighten it all out between the sex's :
The Man Rules
We always hear 'the rules' from the female side
These are our rules!
{Please note.. these are all numbered 1) ON PURPOSE ! }
1) Men are NOT mind readers.
1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down..We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1) Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1) Crying is blackmail.
1) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work ! Just say it !
1) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1) If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1) Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1) Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions, and neither do we.
1) ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
1) If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.
1) If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely ANYTHING you wear is fine... Really.
1) Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.
1) You have enough clothes.
1) You have too many shoes.
1) I am in shape , Round IS a shape !
1) Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh."Life isn't about waiting for the STORM to pass; It's about LEARNING to DANCE in the Rain."
 Dave
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EaT That PuSSy
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Posted:Oct 24, 2010 3:33 pm
Last Updated:Oct 24, 2010 3:38 pm
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There's NOTHING like a woman's orgasm gushing down your throat! I LOVE IT! I'm good at making believers out of them girls who think squirting is a myth. They go ape shit after the first time they blast a half pint of lady goo all over the place. Then the second, and third. MMM Yeah, multiple orgasms. They are totally shocked, and completely exhausted by time I mount their quivering sweaty body. It's all in being PATIENT, tedious, delicate, and persist ant. Delicate is most important. You definitely DON'T want to make her sore. Lightly suckling that clitoris, blowing on it, and gently brushing around it with the tip of your tong. Don't be in a hurry you will feel her tense up, back off a second let her relax again before you give that lil spot more attention. while you wait, reach up in and stroke that G spot gently.. it's all hard and ready to just let loose. Remember, think of it as a boiling pot of water, coax the boiling by removing it from the heat so it doesn't boil over. Yeah she will be a believer when you finally let her rest. Then you Fuck her good and hard. You only have to fuck her once. She will BEG You to let her rest up. I PROMISE YOU, You will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN if you learn this skill.
Good Luck.. REMEMBER... if at first you don't succeed, TRY AGAIN.
She won't mind one bit! [image]
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