There are no Goddamn snakes on this Goddamn n beach
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Posted:Nov 2, 2013 7:36 am
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2013 7:38 am
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There are no snakes on the beach as far as I can remember in my weekend reminiscing thought about my weekend getaway to Negril a few weeks ago. I could hardly contain myself as I got off the plane and headed to the resort. Hedonism II, what more can I say about the place that already hasn't been said. If you’re a sexual being that enjoys being able to completely uninhibited then this is the place for you. This has to be the original Adults only All Inclusive resort for Jamaica and even with new management it is still the best. I don't need clothes when I go to Jamaica because as soon as I get there my clothes come off. After a brief rest then I'm off to the bar in the pull to take shots and do body shots. As a single male people tend to have a bias against you already in the lifestyle and so I don't hide behind the pc or cell phone like a fb stalker, rather I go out to enjoy myself with no expectations on this or that happening. I try to stay away from people who can't put down their cell phones for more than 5 minutes. Do you really need to update your fb page EVERY second or respond to every notification that you get??
In Negril I don't have to worry about that and I’m delighted and at ease with so many successful and relaxed people around. People from Spain, Canada, Asia, and other places all enjoying each other’s company while experiencing mutual gratification. It' like my own "I have a dream moment".
The first night is always the hardest because I always set a goal to achieve that day. After working all week as a banker and then also keeping the books updated for my Travel Agency, unwinding in the pool is too alluring. The bartenders give me shot after shot and I down them like a champ. The wife of a couple sitting next to me is in awe as she sees what I do and the looks from the bartenders as I request another drink. "One more and you will be crowned king," they say. I order a round for everyone at the bar and then down the shot and become the Hedo champ of the nude pool bar lol! After that I don't know if it was just the shots or the combination of the blunt the Canadians rolled up next to me plus the shots but I experienced a "The Hangover" moment that night lol... The rest of my week I dabbled into scuba diving, massages, and XXX delights thanks to the Playboy Bunnies and the Miss Nude Black contest.
So no there were no Goddamn snakes on this Goddamn beach, only pure hedonistic enjoyment!
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