Question of the day....
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Posted:Oct 10, 2007 5:24 pm
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2007 7:36 pm
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You hold your breath until you turn blue...When a Smurf holds his breath, what color does he turn???....
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Question of the day
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Posted:Oct 7, 2007 7:17 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2012 8:05 pm
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You can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you be just whelmed!!!!
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What I've learned.......
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Posted:Oct 2, 2007 6:02 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2013 8:52 pm
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - They are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take it's place.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your did it.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
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A Game stolen from the lovely Buxom
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Posted:Sep 23, 2007 8:07 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2013 8:51 pm
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I saw this somewhere else, and I'm not sure how well it is going to work on a blog, but what the hell... let's give it a whirl!
Let's play "fuck me alphabetically".
You take the phrase "fuck me" and then put a word at the end of it that begins with the next letter of the alphabet.
For example, the first person would write "fuck me Alphabetically" The second person would write "fuck me Better" The third "fuck me Charmingly" etc...
I know we are probably going to duplicate some letters, but let's see how we can do! I'll go first...
Fuck Me Artistically
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Iggy was made for a reason
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Posted:Aug 28, 2007 4:58 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2013 8:50 pm
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I am sorry, but I feel the need to vent!!
Before I start, I would like to apologize if I upset some people with this post, but when ya feel the need.....Well, ya know!!!
I don't spend much time in the BBW room anymore because of all the drama, bullshait, crazies, windowlickers, and hurtful, hateful people. Recently I was told to mind my own business by another reg when I tried to pick up for a friend of mine. This reg and his partner have kinda taken over the room with their vulgar, obscene, and all around mean way of talking to people.
Oh don't get me wrong, these people have their own following, many of who are my friends as well, which brings me to the question of how can we, who I think are 2 completely different people, have the same group of friends??? Things that make ya go hmmmmmmmm????
Anyway, I digress, back to the reason for the blog....
Why do people feel the need to yell at, call names and degrade, and get royally pissed at certain people who are pissing them off, when all they have to do is put them on ignore???? After all, isn't that what the feature is for??? Would they rather have the drama instead of the fun??? I think there are rooms for that particular fetish if I'm not mistaken.
For example.....
A certain someone was in the room one evening, doing her usual thing ( I won't mention any names) when another certain someone came in, the first thing they did was call her all kinds of names, (including a fat ..uncalled for) told her to go kill herself, said that nobody wanted the likes of her in the room, and kept it up until the lady left, but not before calling who was calling her names, a cunt... Well...She went ballistic!!!! Even though that's what had just been uttered from her lips not 2 minutes before, along with many other, more vulgar words. Iggy whoever you don't want to see or talk to, It's easy as 1.2.3, and it feels oh so wonderful. Bad things bring you down, good things bring you up.. And up is where I prefer to be!!!
So I guess my venting spree is over...How did I do???
I know this may sound confusing to some, and I apologize, but those of you that know me, know that's just the way I am lol!!!
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Who have you met????
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Posted:Jul 28, 2007 5:35 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2013 8:48 pm
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I was just curious as to who anybody has met from this fantastic (smirks) site we call NoStrings, who you have plans to meet, who you wish you never met and who would you like to meet in the near future???
We have met Blushin and Northern, Buttercup, Dacrusha, Lickme, Flummie (highlight of my year), Buxom, Tommy, and MsSoft. If there's someone I missed, I apologize profusely!
We plan to, in the near future, meet Mystic, Sensual, Southernguy, Ducky, and Hunnejiggles...The plans are in motion!
There is nobody we wish we never met. All of our experiences have been great..And we thank god for that stroke of great luck lol!!
We would love to meet soo many others, we just can't name them all, just a few. Sexybbw, Sltrygoddess, Pleaser, 99, Wanta, Bustybuckeye, VV, PPowerhouse, Eyelybless, Englishmuffin, Wilde, 2black, Kneebooboos...The list goes on and on, and on lol!!!
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Proud to be a Newfie
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Posted:Jul 25, 2007 7:50 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2013 8:47 pm
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I'm sure you know some folks that you can impress with all this great knowledge! If you're a Newfie, you should be proud! If you aren't a Newfie.....I bet you wish you were!
Here are a few tidbits of information that you may never have known before:
WE WERE. . . . .
The first province to respond to Titanic distress signal
The first to vaccinate for smallpox
The first to host a transatlantic flight
The first to have wireless communication in the world
The first place to discover proof of the theory of continental drift
WE HAVE. . . .
The oldest street in North America
The oldest city in North America
The oldest rock in the world
The oldest continuous sporting event (Regatta Day rules! )
The largest university in Atlantic Canada
~ the most pubs per square foot in Canada (George Street) #
~ the longest running radio program in North America
~ caught the world's largest invertebrate (giant squid)
WE ARE. . . . . .
~ the funniest people in Canada (ask anybody)
~ the sexiest people in Canada (Maclean's magazine survey)
~ the only Province that has four identifiable flags
~ the only Province able to land the space shuttle (Stephenville)
~ the most giving people in Canada (Stats Canada)
~ the most sexually active people in all of Canada (what else are we gonna do!!)
A NEWFOUNDLANDER. . . . .
~ built the world's first artificial ice arena
~ invented the gas mask
~ was once governor of northern Rhodesia
~ was with Abraham Lincoln at Gettysburg
WE ARE THE ONLY PROVINCE TO HAVE IT'S OWN. . . . . . . .
~ encyclopedia
~ dictionary
~ pony
~ dogs
~ cultural publication
By reading this, you now know more about Newfoundland than. . well, almost everyone! ! If you are a proud Newfie. . . you will definitely share this
with others . . and if you are not a Newfie. . . you would probably wish you were!
CHEERS!
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What's in a name????
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Posted:Jun 9, 2007 6:54 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2013 8:46 pm
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Hi folks, i'm back!! A couple of times I posted this question in the BBW room and didn't really get much of a response, so I'm asking again....How did you come up with your handle??? We came by ours when we were sitting in front of the puter, after being told about NoStrings by my lil brother, no less lol, and after filling out all the info, they asked us what we wanted to be called. Well, I said "Queen and her slave", but unfortunately Hard didn't go for it, so we had to keep thinking.
While we were inserting names and getting the same message over and over..."Already taken" Great Big Sea, my fav band, was playin in the background. All of a sudden it hit me..The name of their latest CD is The Hard and the Easy...Perfect...I just shortened it a lil and way to go. I really can't remember when we got our own separate identities in the Room, but it worked out quite well for something that wasn't planned, even if I do say so myself!!
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Most embarrasing...insp. by Lick!!
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Posted:May 28, 2007 6:41 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2013 8:46 pm
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Well it seems like Lickme has inspired me to blog....Ya all can line up and throw eggs at her later, for now, pay attention!!!!!!! lol!!!! I want to tell you all about my most embarrassing moment and invite you all to tell me about yours.
It all started way, way back when I was a wee girl of 14, and yes I was once wee!!! I went to St.John's to visit my aunt, who later in life became one of my best friends, (love you Zona). I have to add here, I love swimming, I practically grew up in water, hell, we chased the ice outta the pond in the spring, and it chased us outta the pond in the fall!!!Sooooo On my visit, she took me to the arena for a swim. I got there a lil late, and everyone was already in the pool, so My aunt went upstairs with the rest of the grownups, and told me to go on into the dressing room to change, then go thru to the pool. I had a wonderful half hour of frolicking in the water, and when the time was almost up, i decided to get out early and go change b4 the rest of the ppl did, me being a lil shy...I know, I know, Can't say that now with a straight face, lol. While I was changing, actually, while I was standing there completely naked, The door opens and what do my disbelieving eyes see... a whole swarm of boys.....I was in the male dressing room....
To this day, I don't remember how I got out of there, all I do remember is standing in the hallway with my clothes in my arms, trying throw them on b4 someone else saw me in all my glory!!!!
Feel free to share your moments with me, I need a good laugh!!!!!!
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A story about a fly, a fish.......
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Posted:May 26, 2007 3:26 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2013 8:46 pm
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This is a story about A Fly, a Fish, a Bear A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat
There is a moral to this story......
(Maybe not the one
Most of you expect....
So, read on!)
In the dead of summer a fly was resting among
leaves beside a stream.
The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular,
"Gosh...if I go down three inches I will feel the
mist From the water and I will be refreshed."
There was a fish in the water thinking,
"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can
eat him." There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches That fish will jump for the fly...
And I will grab the fish!!"
It also happened that a hunter was farther up the
bank Of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich....
"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three
inches, And that fish leaps for it...
That bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."
Now, you probably think this is Enough activity on one river bank, But I can tell you there's more....
A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking,
"Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches...
And that fish jumps for that fly..
And that bear grabs for that fish..
The dumb hunter will shoot the bear
And drop his cheese sandwich."
A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, (as was fashionable to do on the banks of This particular river around lunch time)
"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches..
And that fish jumps for that fly .
And that bear grabs for that fish
And that hunter shoots that bear..
And that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich, Then I can have mouse for lunch."
The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he
Heads down for the cooling mist of the water.
The fish swallows the fly...
The bear grabs the fish..
The hunter shoots the bear..
The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...
The cat jumps for the mouse..
The mouse ducks...
The cat falls into the water and drowns.
NOW, The Moral Of The Story....
Whenever a fly goes down three inches,
Some pussy is gonna be in serious danger!!!!!!
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Too Funny....
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Posted:May 25, 2007 5:32 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2013 8:45 pm
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This was way too funny not to share!!!!!
Man of Your House".
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my
word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I'm finished eating
my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are
going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you
will massage my feet and hands and fluff my pillows and make me
comfortable for a good night's sleep. Then tomorrow, guess who's going
to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied,
"The f*#&*n' funeral director would be my first guess."
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Favorite Sayings
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Posted:May 18, 2007 4:46 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2013 8:44 pm
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Hi all again, I know, know, I'm like a with a bone when it comes to this blogging thing. Like Flummie says, I'm a blogging mofo!!
Todays challenge people is to give me your favorite quotes or sayings. I have tons, but here are a couple of my favs.
"I'll let you taste the skin on the back of me hand"
"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
"Of all the delights offered in life, only 3 are worth pursuing; Singing your song, Boozing it up, and the third one rhymes with chewing.
"Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get."
Send a few of your favs my way, If I get lots, I'll share my fav toast with y'all, Hard HATES my fav toast, It has to do with me in my nightie.......lol.
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Mssofts visit
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Posted:May 17, 2007 4:33 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2013 8:44 pm
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Hello again all. As some of you know, MsSoft visited this great Country of ours (meaning Canada of course lol) which gave us a wonderful opportunity to finally meet her. Let me tell you this, we were NOT disappointed!! If I had to choose one word to describe this fine lady, it would have to be Classy. She is a beautiful woman, inside and out, and we had a great time getting to know each other. On the first night We toured the CN Tower and we ate at Wayne Gretzky's. MsSoft had already gone to Niagara Falls, but when she told us she lost all the pics she took of the Falls, hard, being the sweetheart that he is, said he wanted to take her back again so she could take more pics. We had a fantastic time, With only one embarrassing incident with a bathroom door, and thats enough on that subject...unless Ms Soft wants to fill you in lol. There was no drawn carriage ride to make it absolutely perfect, but I think it came pretty darn close lol. We are looking forward to our next visit with MsSoft, whether it be back here, in the good ole USA, or somewhere in between.
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