Sex, drugs and more sex
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Posted:Apr 22, 2019 8:09 pm
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2021 7:05 am
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OMG! We are running late, but not to worry, the bar will be open till sunrise. gives us plenty of time for the 3 of us to find some good pussy (shit, bad pussy will work too).
Everyone ready? It's 1130 and our UBER is here. Let's go! The club has to be pumping now. All the slutty women are waiting for us.
As we pull in the driveway, the music is pumping and the lot is full so we park on the road. There is no way we are leaving tonight with out ladies.
7 hours later:
What the fuck? Not one lady wanted to leave with us. They were all too interested in those guys with the cocaine, weed and ice. Tomorrow, we too will go prepared.
The next night:
Well, all I could find was 10 tabs of X and 2 grams of shards. I hope this is good enough. We arrived at the club around 8 pm, hardly any ladies were there, so we played some pool. As I played, the X began to in causing to become very talkative. So talkative I told the guys the next table I was high. They asked to go to their car. They too wanted to be high, so I went. On the way, 3 ladies noticed us getting in the car with out leaving. So, they joined us. Well, 4 lines and 3 tabs later, I blew load number 1 from a great BJ. This night is going to be amazing.
The moral of the story is: drugs will get even the oldest, fattest, most unattractive person laid.
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hard
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Posted:Dec 6, 2018 8:33 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 5:31 pm
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why is it so hard to get laid on here?
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