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Feel The Fire
Love Quotes; What's your favorite?
Posted:Nov 30, 2009 7:55 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2021 6:31 pm
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There are so many poems and quotes above love. Here are some of my favorite love quotes. And please tell me some of yours.

Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.
~ by G. Moore ~

I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby.
~ From a song by Savage Garden ~

I love you - those three words have my life in them.
~ by Alexandrea to Nicholas III ~

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
~ by Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.
~ by John Keats ~

I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.
~ by Shirley Bassey ~

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage...
~ by Ambrose Bierce ~
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Old But Still Funny
Posted:Nov 25, 2009 9:25 pm
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2009 9:56 am
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Just think, if the Pilgrims had been given a donkey instead of a turkey, we'd all be getting a piece of ass for Thanksgiving.
I know, I know.....you heard it before. I'm just having a bored moment. Hmmmmmmm, who can I call on this Thanksgiving day? Oh well, Happy Thanksgiving to all!!
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Fuck You or Love You?
Posted:Nov 23, 2009 11:27 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2021 6:32 pm
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Recently I received phone calls from a couple of friends. Caller #1, "Please come over and fuck me like there's no tomorrow". Caller #2, "I wish you'd come and make sweet, passionate love to me." These are exact words.

So now I just want to ask this question: Would you rather be fucked or made love to? Remember, there's a time and place for everything. I know that sometimes I want to just "fuck" the hell out of someone. Other times, I want to love 'em from head-to-toe.........mmmmmmmmm!!! So again I ask, "What is your preference." Or do you really care,as long as you get the big "O".
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Pool Table Pussy
Posted:Feb 1, 2009 12:36 am
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2021 6:22 pm
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I know in one of my previous post, I mentioned that my first fuck of 2009 was something worth telling. Well here's the story. The bar was closing. Justice and Mia were sitting with me just chatting up a storm. The two bartenders Faye and Dawn were cleaning up and turning out lights in the windows. Justice says, “how about one more game of pool before we leave?” We all got up and went to the tables and I racked the balls. Mia suggested that we play cutthroat with a twist. Justice and I both ask, “what’s the twist?” Mia explains that when a person makes a ball the other two will have to take off a piece of clothing. WTF! (In cutthroat the object is to hole the others person(s) balls before yours. Last person with balls on the table wins.) Mia breaks the balls and makes one of Justice’s. Justice removes her blouse. Mia misses the next shot and now its Justice’s turn. Justice makes two of my balls and one of Mia’s before missing a shot. I remove my shirt and shoes, while Mia removes her blouse. Now I’m not a great pool player but I’m pretty decent. I’ve nearly run the table and have the ladies standing there with next to nothing on except the pool cues in their hands. Justice is butt naked and Mia has just her g-string left, of which I quickly make the last of her balls and politely request that she relieve herself of the cute little g-string. Faye and Dawn have planted themselves at the table next to ours and are just cracking up so hard that tears are rolling down the side of their faces. Next! I yell out. “Not so fast”, say Justice. I don’t get naked unless I’m going to take a shower, bath or get fucked! And guess what? There’s no shower or tub here! Mia chimes in, “tell him again girlfriend”. We’ve been playing with these cue sticks and now we want to play with yours. After my initial shock, I regain my composure and say, “okay, I can go for that but I’m the winner here and we’re going to do this my way. Knowing that we’ve all been wanting to fuck one another for quite a while, I just cut through the chase. I grabbed Mia and lifted her on top to the pool table, placing her on her back. I start licking the outer lips of her melting pot with my talented tongue. (Those that know me, know I just have to eat the pussy; makes my dick harder than the hardest substance known to man). Anyway, I feel her body tense, then spasm slightly. She begins to moan and murmur as I move from the outer pussy lips to cunt to clit to cunt and so on. Her pussy taste so good, it’s like the mythical sweet nectar of ancient gods. I feel the muscles in her legs tighten as I tease her clit with my nose, chin and tongue. Ooooh baby, eat my pussy….yes, baby…right there….oh my god!! That’s it…make me cum, make me cum……I’m cuuuuummming!!! Mia unloads an ocean full of fluid from her “garden of eden”, almost drowning me with the overload of what I couldn't’t swallow. In the meantime, Justice grabbed my dick in one hand and started fingering her pussy with the other. I was clutching her hair and face fucking her with deep long strokes. Justice was hot, hotter than she’s been in a long time. Just the thought of having my dick enter her swollen box had her near orgasm. Her cock sucking skills were second to none, but we both had wanted to see if I could truly put the ‘eight ball’ in her ‘corner pocket’. We adjusted ourselves and I laid down on the table as she immediately climbed up and straddled my thumping manhood. She starts humping up and down on my dick. A slow rhythmic rise, then down…oooh she rides so well. I move my hips to meet her strokes as she starts to move in circles. I rise up to encircle her nipples with my mouth. Going from left to right, tongue teasing, sucking, shaking my head from side to side and leaving electric like shockwaves with each movement. She quickened her movements. I grab her hips and start pounding her pussy. I now controlled her movements and moved her up and down, meeting my powerful deep penetrating thrusts. Justice let’s out a scream that could have brought the house down as she starts to hit her cosmic bliss. Our pumping gets stronger and we embrace in a lip-lock, with our bodies trembling violently. We were fucking so hard that we completely forgot about the others. However, they had not forgotten about us. In fact; Faye, Dawn and Mia were all moving towards us in a zombie like trance, walking slowly, completely naked, rubbing their pussies and breasts. Dawn broke the silence and said to Mia, “go get the toys, restraints, and flogger……… ooh shit! next?
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The Fuck (Part 5)
Posted:Jan 23, 2009 12:00 am
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2021 7:17 am
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My tongue and the bullet were sending Velda to orgasmic heights she’s never achieved or even dreamed of achieving in her lifetime. Velda began to tremble and shudder with an intensity I’d not seen in quite some time. Her fluids seem to be free-flowing all over my face and soaking the area surrounding her ass and my face/chest. Debra and Sharon were lip-locked on each other’s pussy, letting out deep moans of pleasure. Just then the door bell rang…wtf. It rang two more times and everyone was reluctant to stop, however all eyes went to me. I guess that meant I was elected to answer the door. I checked through the peephole and lo and behold it was my best friend Sweets and two attractive looking ladies. I said to myself, “it’s about fucking time he got his ass here”. I was really spreading myself too thin and needed some help with these ‘energizer bunnies’. (If you’ve followed this storyline, you know I called Sweets in the last chapter for backup).
Sweets entered with a big ‘cheese-eating’ grin on his face and said, “did someone call 911”? I brought a nurse along in case we needed to ‘operate’. Let me introduce you to nurse Gina. I asked Sweets what happened to the other lady that was at his place with Gina and he told me that she had to go to work and couldn’t make it. Though we all knew one another already we still exchanged pleasantries, made some small talk, had a couple of tequila shots and now it was back to ‘business’.
Sweets started getting it on with Debra. Gina and I got into the act as well as did Velda and Sharon. The men were fucking the women doggie-style while the women kissed one another, fingered their pussies and played with each other’s tits. While fucking Debra from behind, Sweets slipped his finger to her clit, waking up nerve endings that she forgot she had. Her intensity made Sweets want to pound deeper into her soaked and dripping pussy. He placed both hands around her waist and began thrusting with a fury that had his balls slapping hard on her ass. As he was moving forward, Debra was thrusting backwards in rhythm, not missing a beat. Fuck my pussy harder, harder Debra yelled out. Oh baby, hell yeah I’m gonna fuck you until the sun comes up countered Sweets.
Gina and I had switched up a bit. She was on her back and I was smiling down at her gorgeous looking pussy. She was wet enough that I easily put a finger into her and began to torture her with slow strokes while running my tongue in little circles around her clit. Damn, she was hot and I could feel that she wasn’t far away from having her system overcome with orgasmic bliss. My cock was getting harder than diamonds. I think we’re about to have a couple of earthquakes around here…….
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Birthday Drunks
Posted:Jan 14, 2009 8:31 am
Last Updated:Jan 27, 2009 10:47 pm
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Okay folks. Can someone tell me why in the hell to we find it necessary to get drunk when we celebrate our birthday? I mean, we go out with friends with the idea of maybe just having dinner, going to a bar for some darts, to play pool or whatever. All of sudden the shots of tequila, Kamikazes, snakebite, chocolate cake, orgasms; damn there were so many different types that I can’t remember all the names. Everyone in the bar is buying you shots so I guess you feel obligated to drink ‘em. Either that or you’re just caught up in the moment. What's even worse, is the fact that I generally celebrate it for two days. Why you ask? Well, I was born in the U.S. mainland and I live in Guam. Guam is about 16 hours ahead of EST depending on daylight saving time. Therefore, the dates are the same for a number of hours; so in my infinite wisdom as long as the dates are the same I'm celebrating. Okay, so it just another excuse to prolong getting free drinks Bottom line here is that I got drunk as a skunk on Friday night, got up at 6am to go play golf (staggering) and went back out Saturday night to celebrate more of my 'birthday'. Hell, if a woman had offered to give me 'some' on one of those nights I probably would have fallen asleep attempting to accomplish 'the act'. Do you find yourself having a few too many on your special day? And again, why do we do it?
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A Kiss
Posted:Jan 7, 2009 12:36 am
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2009 3:30 pm
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The dictionary describes a kiss as: To touch or caress with the lips as a sign of sexual passion, affection, greeting, or respect.

My questions for you are:

1. What does a kiss mean to you?
2. What can you tell from a kiss?
3. Do you kiss on the first date?

I'll make this a little easier. This is regarding someone who may be of 'interest' to you or you could view as a potential romantic partner.
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Why Do You Blog?
Posted:Dec 29, 2008 12:50 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2009 11:51 pm
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1. Is it a way to vent?
2. Is it a way to express/fulfill your creative juices?
3. Is it a way to hear the opinions/thoughts of others?
4. Is it therapy for your mind?
5. Is it a way for others to know more about you and you about them?
6. Is it for the points?
7. Is it that you have nothing better to do while awaiting the next 'will you fuck me' email?
8. Or is it something else?

Inquisitive minds want to know (nosy ass folks want to know) Oh hell, I'm not gonna lie; I didn't have anything else to do at the moment so I came up with this shit And no, not for the points.....just waiting on a 'will you fuck me' email. Just kidding!!!! I think 1 through 5 applies to me.
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And Then The Fight Started
Posted:Dec 27, 2008 1:50 am
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2009 11:00 pm
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I received this through an email a friend sent to me. Thought I'd share them with everyone. If you've not read them before, they're pretty funny.

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.....
And then the fight started....

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.' And she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
Disability, too.' And then the fight started.....

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a
torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is
out fishing in that?' And that's how the fight started ...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at A nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and Little things just
seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And then the fight started.....

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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TALKING PUSSY MY ASS
Posted:Dec 17, 2008 1:59 pm
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2009 11:01 pm
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Yep, starting this post off with a laugh. As a matter of fact, I just can't stop laughing at a situation that occurred a week or so ago. I was having some really super, knock-down, drag-out sex with a partner. I mean we were going at each other like it was our last fuck; kissing, scratching, pounding, yelling, slamming the headboard, just all out!! Now, I'm on top with her legs on my shoulders. All of a sudden, she starts farting. Now, I'm okay with that because we all pass a little gas here and there. But, I suppose she must have been a bit embarrassed (after all this was our first time together). Anyway, she says, "Ooh baby, listen to it; my pussy's talking to ya." Now I've been around pussy when it gets air in it and you have the 'sound'. However, this was definitely not the case. The smell from your pussy and your ass is very distinctive (at least for most) Maybe, just maybe, both 'air raids' were happening simultaneously and she only focused on the pussy air To this day, I'm sitting in my office and I'll just start laughing My secretary keeps asking what the hell you keep laughing about. I want to tell her sooo bad, but I just play it off. I guess I should be thankful that I wasn't 'face deep' in her pussy when the 'air raid' started. Oh, btw even when the 'air raid' began; I didn't stop fucking. happym; I'm such a horny little devil. Have you ever had a similar experience?

For those who celebrate the 'season'; Happy Holidays to all and may the coming New Year bring you peace, good health, happiness and prosperity.
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Love and Synonyms
Posted:Dec 8, 2008 2:12 am
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2009 11:01 pm
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Some recent events have got me thinking about emotions and how people interpret them. So I figured I'd start with the word LOVE and some of it's well known synonyms.

Love - The deep affection, tenderness, and concern felt for a person with whom one has or wishes to have a relationship based on sexual attraction; an intense emotional attachment.

Affection - A more unvarying feeling of warm regard for another person.

Devotion - Dedication and attachment to a person; contrasted with love, it implies a more selfless and often a more settled feeling.

Fondness - In its most common modern sense, a rather strong liking for a person.

Infatuation - An extravagant attraction or attachment to a person; usually short in duration and indicative of folly or faulty judgment.

These are basically dictionary meanings. What I would like to know is: Do any of these definitions suggest or come close to what type of feeling/emotion you have in your relationship right now? Or you can add one of your own if you wish!
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