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The very funny thing I know about sex.
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Posted:May 9, 2017 5:27 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2017 5:02 pm
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A middle aged college professor on an old PBS miniseries had an interesting pick up line. "Sleep with me and I'll tell you the very funny thing I know about sex." What it was is this. A woman naked except for wearing a pair of stockings is considered erotic, a man naked except for wearing a pair of socks looks ridiculous. You be the judge. Maybe I should suggest it to NoStrings as an idea for a contest.
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Like a...LOL
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Posted:May 8, 2017 3:32 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2017 5:20 pm
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I'm hung like a .
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Isn't a nipple a nipple regardless?
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Posted:Apr 8, 2017 8:20 am
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2017 6:35 pm
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The facey place apparently has a policy against the display of explicit photos which I understand, but paintings? There is a page that posts photo realistic nude paintings where nipples get fuzzed out. Okay. But paintings that are obviously not photo realistic don't get their nipples fuzzed out. Shouldn't their policy be more consistent? The last image has me really confused. Even if it is the owners of the page doing the censoring my point remains.
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April Fools' Day
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Posted:Apr 1, 2017 10:16 am
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2017 10:19 am
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April Fools' Day
is cancelled this year as no made up prank could match the unbelievable shit happening in the real world right now.
Remember
It's April Fools' Day,
Not April Fool's Day,
Don't Be A Fool Or The Grammar Nazis Will Get You!!
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Thought For The Day
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Posted:Mar 13, 2017 2:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2017 8:17 am
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Remember, You Can't Say "Happiness" Without Saying "Penis"
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Thought For The Day
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Posted:Mar 9, 2017 5:49 pm
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2017 3:19 pm
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When you feel that nobody loves you, nobody cares for you, everyone is ignoring you, and people are jealous of you.
You should really ask yourself:
Am I too sexy?!
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Thought For The Day
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Posted:Mar 8, 2017 3:46 pm
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2017 5:16 pm
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If you love someone, set them free.
If they comeback, it means nobody else liked them.
Set them free again.
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Thought For The Day
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Posted:Mar 7, 2017 5:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 7, 2017 5:08 pm
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Some People think I'm unhappy, but I'm not.
I just appreciate silence in a world that never stops talking.
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Virtual Symposium - Stranger in a Strange Land
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Posted:Mar 5, 2017 6:17 pm
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2017 5:20 pm
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Strangers in each others land
You are like a new land to me as I am to you.
Land ripe for exploration.
We use all five senses to explore each others bodies.
And our minds to explore each others minds and souls.
What kind of treasure shall we find?
We have a general idea of what to expect based on past experience.
But we have had different experiences, different amount of experiences.
We bring our wants and desires with us and hope that they don’t conflict.
Hopefully we will find what we need.
Our explorations may be deep and penetrating or shallow but still good.
The strangeness will gradually slip away to be replaced with familiarity.
We may reveal everything to each other or keep some things hidden.
Our exploration of each other may be very brief, or last a long time.
Later we may go off and explore other strange lands or be happy to stay.
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Ugly Xmas Sweaters
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Posted:Dec 18, 2016 9:22 am
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2017 12:56 pm
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For every ugly xmas sweater out there about four things have to happen.
Someone has to design it and feel so proud of their accomplishment that they are willing to show it to someone else.
Someone has to be persuaded that it is worth manufacturing.
Someone else has to think that they could make a profit selling it in their stores.
And finally someone has to see it and say to themselves "Wouldn't this be a great gift for ___________."
And they walk among us.
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