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Nuns Prefer... the Missionary Position... ðŪðĨ
Nuns Prefer... the Missionary Position... ðŪðĨ It was early Sunday morning. I opened a bottle of wine - a refreshing Chablis - and poured myself a glass. I'd started a project to rid my house of clutter... but who does housework sober? The TV played in the background as a church choir soothed my soul. I pulled on my work gloves. I recalled reading on the web, that nuns prefer the missionary position. It must be true ; but I'll ask... next time I see one. When you go through your stuff, it's amazing to see how much useless junk you can accumulate. A frayed and worn size 30 belt, taxes from ninety six; I think not. I found an unused coffee gift card - from the year two thousand. Damn! Ya think I can still use it? The church service continued to inspire me, as I refilled my glass. Did you know that most of us will be going to hell? I'm pretty sure I've got a 'speed pass' waiting for me - so I'm all set. I'd filled up two more garbage bags with debris and my count (since I started last week), was now up to ten. I felt a sense of accomplishment. I took a break and dug into my fridge for the wine. Flopping back down on the couch, I looked around at all that I'd done. Nothing looked different. Nothing had changed. In fact (from what I saw), I might as well have sat there on the couch... drinking fucking wine all morning. The golf channel flashed and Tiger Woods teed off . I'd continue with the clean up, another day. I rose from the couch ; my glass was half empty again... or was it half full? ........................................ . .. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Ten bags and I'm still not done. There are some things that I just don't have the heart to throw away. You know what I mean? But I'm getting there... ðĪ Wine helps make decisions, move along. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Did you know that I was an alter boy once? Years later, I read about the scandals and it all made sense ; everything fell into place. I never found out where our priest got transfered to. ðķ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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1/27/2020 12:35 pm |
Them Nuns, they show do like to FUCK! I never fucked one, but that's the rumor!
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Well doesn't look like that NUN is enjoying it Missionary, she seems to like it bent over instead. I think Missionary is a great position and I truly miss it as it's been over 26 years now that I haven't been able to enjoy that one. As for all your stuff things to accumulate I need to do some spring cleaning here real soon and start packing up stuff. Enjoy the rest of your day and I am sure your glass of wine is half full..
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Good for them
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Do you do windows?
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10 bags.... that's a lot of stuff to not really make a dent. Have you secretly been on an episode of hoarders?
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Them Nuns, they show do like to FUCK! I never fucked one, but that's the rumor! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Well doesn't look like that NUN is enjoying it Missionary, she seems to like it bent over instead. I think Missionary is a great position and I truly miss it as it's been over 26 years now that I haven't been able to enjoy that one. As for all your stuff things to accumulate I need to do some spring cleaning here real soon and start packing up stuff. Enjoy the rest of your day and I am sure your glass of wine is half full.. Happy cleaning. I have no advice to offer. ð·ð·ð·ð·ð·ð·ð· ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Good for them ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Do you do windows? Ya looking to hire? I work cheap. ð·ð·ð·ð·ðĨð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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10 bags.... that's a lot of stuff to not really make a dent. Have you secretly been on an episode of hoarders? And clothes... I've gotta do something with them. ð ðĨð·ð·ð·ð·ð·ð· ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Definitely unlike any of the nuns that used to run a local hospital. The big 'clean-up" is certainly a daunting a task. After both my parents died, I lost track of the hours, days, weeks it took to go through everything they had accumulated over their 50+ yrs of marriage. I am long overdue to go through all my 'stuff' to reduce the burden my kids will experience when I am gone. I better get to the liquor store first.
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Definitely unlike any of the nuns that used to run a local hospital. The big 'clean-up" is certainly a daunting a task. After both my parents died, I lost track of the hours, days, weeks it took to go through everything they had accumulated over their 50+ yrs of marriage. I am long overdue to go through all my 'stuff' to reduce the burden my kids will experience when I am gone. I better get to the liquor store first. Some of the things that I found I held in my hands then... a ton of memories flooded my head. You know what I mean. I think I'm done with most of the nostalgia. How long will it take to go through a bunch of clothes? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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10 bags of junk???? What year was it that you cleaned up your place ?????
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10 bags of junk???? What year was it that you cleaned up your place ????? And other stuff... should have been thrown out. Ya know.. closets have a bunch of things in there. I'm working on it. It'll be done COMPLETELY... soon. What... ya have no dust on your floor? ðĪ ðĨ ðĶ ðŪ ð ð·ð·ð·ð· Dja wanna help? ðĪ I'll feed you. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I hear you about de-materializing with wine for company!! I am about to do it again for the second time in 6 months. BUT this time I have to go get a Dump Permit. Last year it was free like 29 days ago. My how times flied when you are trying to declutter. PS One of the kitchen drawers: I took out all the tossed in spare change and dumped the rest in a trash bag- yep end of problem/ I keep this up and the NUNS will have a place to play (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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1/28/2020 6:20 am |
I thought they were called Nuns because they "ain't had nun, don't want nun".
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Cheers ðĨ. I hear you... lol ð ðŪ ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ooo... Now THAT'S... a project. I understand what you mean. 2001? I have receipts from 2002...ugh... ð Ya live and learn. I'll be happier, once everything is done. Good luck! ð ðĪ Try the wine ð· trick. It doesn't help, but you care less. ðķ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I hear you about de-materializing with wine for company!! I am about to do it again for the second time in 6 months. BUT this time I have to go get a Dump Permit. Last year it was free like 29 days ago. My how times flied when you are trying to declutter. PS One of the kitchen drawers: I took out all the tossed in spare change and dumped the rest in a trash bag- yep end of problem/ I keep this up and the NUNS will have a place to play Well... it's a challenge, that's for sure. Good luck. ð ðð·ð· ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I thought they were called Nuns because they "ain't had nun, don't want nun". ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Well... some of the stuff is computer related hardware and media Other stuff is files and files of taxes and reports and cards and clutter. And other stuff... should have been thrown out. Ya know.. closets have a bunch of things in there. I'm working on it. It'll be done COMPLETELY... soon. What... ya have no dust on your floor? ðĪ ðĨ ðĶ ðŪ ð ð·ð·ð·ð· Dja wanna help? ðĪ I'll feed you.
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I cleaned my bedroom closet and 4 nightstand drawers and came away with 1/2 a bag of "stuff" ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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