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Meanwhile at the beach....
Meanwhile at the beach.... The Spawn and I went to the beach again tonight. There is nothing I love more than feeling the sun on my skin while I splash around in the water, attempting to do hand stands and teach the Spawn to swim. I am truly that crazy adult you see in the water playing with the while everyone else is working on the bronze.... That is, until my fingers get pruney. I do NOT like that feeling. The moment I feel the prune coming on, it's shore time for me. We were headed up to shore to perch our butts in our chairs when I noticed the Beer Gut guy staring at us. "Let's use the stairs." He was sitting right off the side path that led to our chairs. "Why? Our chairs are right there?" "That guy is staring at us, it's creeping me out." "OMG, MOM!! Everyone creeps you out!" I made her take the stairs with me, but, by the time we got to our chairs, Beer Gut Guy was in the water throwing a football back and forth with a couple of other guys. Every time he tossed the football, he looked in our direction. Every time he caught the football, he looked in our direction. He was checking to make sure we were looking. "Don't look now, but, I think you've got an admirer." The Spawn had noticed immediately. "What are you talking about?" It's easier for me to just pretend I don't notice anything. Sometimes she'll just let it drop. "Don't play coy with me... " With a grunt, the Spawn got out of her chair, grabbed the floaty thing, and went back in the water. Cue Beer Gut Guy "Well that looks tasty." He was looking at a dead fish floating in the water, then looking up at me waiting for a response. "Ew, is that a dead fish?" I could see the Spawn looking at him, making faces, from the corner of my eye. "Makes me want to pull out the ole fishing pole..." Thankfully he was collecting his flip flops and chair and getting ready to leave. I could see the scowling eye of disapproval written all over the Spawn's face. He was barely in his truck, getting ready to leave, when she ran back up to me. "So, where'd your boyfriend go??" What a smug little shit. "What boyfriend??" "Really Mom? I can't take you anywhere....." "Hey, I didn't do anything. I'm just sitting here in my old lady, polka dot, one piece bathing suit." We chalked it up to my freak magnet and decided it was time to pick up dinner. The freak magnet will always be an unexplained mystery... |
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Sometimes it's best to leave your freak magnet on the fridge door
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Sometimes it's best to leave your freak magnet on the fridge door
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Bottle and package it... Ya got it... whatever IT is... lol
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McBeerGutGuy sounds like a delight! But wait....... What did the fish die of??
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McBeerGutGuy sounds like a delight! But wait....... What did the fish die of??
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Bottle and package it... Ya got it... whatever IT is... lol ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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We have a tradition of doing Pizza Friday... So, pizza was for dinner.
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there is something about being in sun and water all day that really makes you hungry. i'm curious to know what was dinner??? and please don't say subway.
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I guess have that "Freak magnet" is a gift?
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there is something about being in sun and water all day that really makes you hungry. i'm curious to know what was dinner??? and please don't say subway.
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6/20/2020 8:30 am |
I guess have that "Freak magnet" is a gift?
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I would love to see you in that polka dot one piece swimsuit😘😉
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Why is my location funny?
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6/20/2020 1:49 am |
I would love to see you in that polka dot one piece swimsuit😘😉
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My friends used to tell me I had a crazy woman magnet. You should get some earphones for your phone. Then you wouldn't have to acknowledge him when he talks.
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It happens to the best, just another learning experience from the youngster!!!
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thanks for sharing this beach story sometimes my daughter and I reminisce about crazy stories that happened years ago, before she had a family and, we always laugh at some of the stupid things we did or thought about it never gets old be safe The Beatles - "Hello, Goodbye" You say, "Yes", I say, "No" You say, "Stop" but I say, "Go, go, go" Oh no You say, "Goodbye", and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello" I say, "High", you say, "Low" You say, "Why?" And I say, "I don't know" Oh no You say, "Goodbye", and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" (hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye) I don't know why you say, "Goodbye" (hello, goodbye) I say, "Hello, hello, hello" (Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye) I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello" (hello, goodbye)
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I'm crazy magnet as well
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6/19/2020 9:47 pm |
I'm crazy magnet as well
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thanks for sharing this beach story sometimes my daughter and I reminisce about crazy stories that happened years ago, before she had a family and, we always laugh at some of the stupid things we did or thought about it never gets old be safe The Beatles - "Hello, Goodbye" You say, "Yes", I say, "No" You say, "Stop" but I say, "Go, go, go" Oh no You say, "Goodbye", and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello" I say, "High", you say, "Low" You say, "Why?" And I say, "I don't know" Oh no You say, "Goodbye", and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" (hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye) I don't know why you say, "Goodbye" (hello, goodbye) I say, "Hello, hello, hello" (Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye) I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello" (hello, goodbye) To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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It happens to the best, just another learning experience from the youngster!!! Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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6/19/2020 7:36 pm |
My friends used to tell me I had a crazy woman magnet. You should get some earphones for your phone. Then you wouldn't have to acknowledge him when he talks.
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