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If I could pluck out my eyes to unsee the sight I just saw....  

secret_lade 49F
14388 posts
2/24/2020 2:55 pm
If I could pluck out my eyes to unsee the sight I just saw....


I would.

I accidentally spilled some coffee grounds on my table cloth so I decided just shake it out over the balcony.

In my usual 'if it can go wrong it does' fashion, the table cloth flew out of my hand and landed on the ground in front of my downstairs neighbor's apartment. Thinking nothing of it, I ran downstairs and out the door grab the cloth.

Movement caught me off guard from the corner of my eye so I looked up.

my horror, I saw my downstairs neighbor, topless, holding a , with a cigarette dangling out of her mouth. Her tits looked like partially deflated clown balloons that hadn't been twisted into a balloon animal yet.

This image will likely haunt for the rest of my life.

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/22/2020 1:49 am

    Quoting pussyplzr75:
    Lmao potatoes in socks just throw them up over her shoulders lol
Ha ha ha.... That was funny! Lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/22/2020 1:48 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I cant even add to this- I am in pain from the visuals and the comments!!! Thanks fro making my day and nightmare
Glad I could assist! Lol


pussyplzr75 45F

3/21/2020 6:42 pm

Lmao potatoes in socks just throw them up over her shoulders lol


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
3/21/2020 8:09 am

I cant even add to this- I am in pain from the visuals and the comments!!! Thanks fro making my day and nightmare

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secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/12/2020 2:45 am

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Years and gravity will catch up with most of if we are lucky enough to live that long. Today grateful for being healthy, hopefully your eyes have recovered.
You know what's even worse? Seeing her now, in passing, out in the hallway as I'm either entering/exiting the building. Yikes!! I've seen to much. I can't even look in her direction.


1seeking1 58F
3767 posts
3/11/2020 3:19 pm

Years and gravity will catch up with most of if we are lucky enough to live that long. Today grateful for being healthy, hopefully your eyes have recovered.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/29/2020 3:49 am

    Quoting bull_in_florida:
    This time of year..... snowbirds from the north.... OLD snowbirds.... some of the things you see on the beach..... you definitely would love to unsee!!
In the summer time, those snowbirds are here.... And I've seen those sights on our beaches too. LOL


bull_in_florida 65M
966 posts
2/28/2020 2:05 pm

This time of year..... snowbirds from the north.... OLD snowbirds.... some of the things you see on the beach..... you definitely would love to unsee!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:29 pm

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    Just picture your favorite animal balloon and maybe the other site will go away
or... do I picture her tits contorted into a balloon animal....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:27 pm

    Quoting wanna4playU:
    the silver lining to the story...she didn't invite you in for coffee lol
Yes! You are right!! Thank GOD for silver linings.... LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:26 pm

    Quoting  :

Ha ha ha ha.... Magda!!


wanna4playU 56M  
265 posts
2/25/2020 2:01 pm

the silver lining to the story...she didn't invite you in for coffee lol


WyoCowboy7751 70M
2537 posts
2/25/2020 8:59 am

Just picture your favorite animal balloon and maybe the other site will go away


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:46 am

    Quoting beenlost:
    eye bleach. right next to the blinker fluid
Blinker fluid... LOL I haven't heard that in a while.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:45 am

    Quoting jajo696:
    Years and gravity, we are Blessed to be alive...so that goes with the territory. Mine are prolly in that current situation too....but as someone said.....there is something for everyone~~
You are 100% correct, we are blessed to be alive! That is a very important take away for me.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:43 am

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    that's 2 funny

    sometimes you just happen to catch something you wished you hadn't seen

    there's always someone who bends over when you happen to be looking in that direction, and see the crack that you never wanted to see

    that is so bizarre

    just sayin'

    reminded me of this

    Coldplay - "Miracles"

    From up above I heard
    The angels sing to me these words.
    And sometimes in your eyes
    I see the beauty in the world.

    Oh, now I'm floating so high.
    I blossom and die.
    Send your storm and your lightning to strike
    Me between the eyes,
    Eyes

    Sometimes the stars decide
    To reflect in puddles in the dirt.
    When I look in your eyes
    I forget all about what hurts.

    Oh, now I'm floating so high.
    I blossom and die.
    Send your storm and your lightning to strike
    Me between the eyes
    And cry.

    Believe in miracles.
You are right... Makes me wonder how many times someone has caught me at just the right moment to see something they wish they could unsee. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:40 am

    Quoting h4rry66:
    You experience the strangest things, lol. You should have gone back up and looked at your own pert ones to get rid of her image or my cock to remember that instead. That would have definitely made me happy, but not sure about you beautiful. Have a lovely day x
I think we all have strange stuff happening to us everyday, we just don't always recognize it as such. I happen to see it, make a mental note of it, and write about it later. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:38 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    After a while when we have seen several of these "sites" it just runs together and is easy to overlook. but true you can't unsee anything!!!!
True... We can become desensitized to certain stuff from these sites. It's a little different, though, when you're seeing it in real life as opposed to a picture on a tablet or computer screen. I think maybe it bothers me a little more...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:33 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Annnd now we ALL have that visual. Thank you not so much amp;
You're very welcome! LOL


beenlost 63M
47 posts
2/25/2020 1:22 am

eye bleach. right next to the blinker fluid


jajo696 113F
4287 posts
2/24/2020 10:43 pm

Years and gravity, we are Blessed to be alive...so that goes with the territory. Mine are prolly in that current situation too....but as someone said.....there is something for everyone~~


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
2/24/2020 10:29 pm

that's 2 funny

sometimes you just happen to catch something you wished you hadn't seen

there's always someone who bends over when you happen to be looking in that direction, and see the crack that you never wanted to see

that is so bizarre

just sayin'

reminded me of this

Coldplay - "Miracles"

From up above I heard
The angels sing to me these words.
And sometimes in your eyes
I see the beauty in the world.

Oh, now I'm floating so high.
I blossom and die.
Send your storm and your lightning to strike
Me between the eyes,
Eyes

Sometimes the stars decide
To reflect in puddles in the dirt.
When I look in your eyes
I forget all about what hurts.

Oh, now I'm floating so high.
I blossom and die.
Send your storm and your lightning to strike
Me between the eyes
And cry.

Believe in miracles.

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h4rry66 57M

2/24/2020 9:47 pm

You experience the strangest things, lol. You should have gone back up and looked at your own pert ones to get rid of her image or my cock to remember that instead. That would have definitely made me happy, but not sure about you beautiful. Have a lovely day x


lonlyforlove2 81M  
32704 posts
2/24/2020 6:27 pm

After a while when we have seen several of these "sites" it just runs together and is easy to overlook. but true you can't unsee anything!!!!

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2020 5:51 pm

    Quoting 4fun561atgm:
    Just think- one day you might be that lady.
Nope, I know for a fact that I wont.


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