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Have hairbrush, will travel.
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Have hairbrush, will travel. I saw The Hairbrusher at work today.... The Hairbrusher being a guy that I briefly dated who LOVED to brush my hair. And, I do mean love.... I hid down an isle until he was out of sight as the last thing I wanted to do was come face to face with this asshole. This asshole with a short, awkwardly curved dick who suffered from erectile dysfunction yet managed to get a fucking hard on whenever he brushed my hair.... Only to lose it the moment he put the brush down. The sad thing is, I was willing to overlook all this because I had known this guy since elementary school and he tried so hard to win me over and actually go out on a date with him. This asshole that ultimately felt I wasn't religious enough for him and his bible study group felt I was a bad influence. Bad influence??? Um.... Yah. I wonder if his bible study group knew how he would expose his crooked dick so he could drape my hair across it. |
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I've kind of tossed this whole thing into the "what was I thinking" bucket... I'd known the guy for a long time and was giving him a chance. Mistake.
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I guess we all have things we like to do with our lovers kissing, sucking, caressing, many things to do massaging, making love, talking reminded me of this 10cc - "The Things We Do for Love" Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river Too many lonely souls have drifted out to sea You lay your bets and then you pay the price The things we do for love, the things we do for love Communication is the problem to the answer You've got her number and your hand is on the phone The weather's turned and all the lines are down The things we do for love, the things we do for love Like walking in the rain and the snow When there's nowhere to go And you're feelin' like a part of you is dying And you're looking for the answer in her eyes You think you're gonna break up Then she says she wants to make up Ooh you made me love you Ooh you've got a way Ooh you had me crawling up the wall
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I guess we all have things we like to do with our lovers kissing, sucking, caressing, many things to do massaging, making love, talking reminded me of this 10cc - "The Things We Do for Love" Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river Too many lonely souls have drifted out to sea You lay your bets and then you pay the price The things we do for love, the things we do for love Communication is the problem to the answer You've got her number and your hand is on the phone The weather's turned and all the lines are down The things we do for love, the things we do for love Like walking in the rain and the snow When there's nowhere to go And you're feelin' like a part of you is dying And you're looking for the answer in her eyes You think you're gonna break up Then she says she wants to make up Ooh you made me love you Ooh you've got a way Ooh you had me crawling up the wall To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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1/25/2020 8:34 am |
Lol.... no, he did not, and, it is not bare.
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1/25/2020 8:33 am |
Would love to chat with you sometime when we are both online
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That is the weirdest fetish I have ever heard of.....did he try to comb you down below? Or was it bare?😊
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1/25/2020 6:14 am |
That is the weirdest fetish I have ever heard of.....did he try to comb you down below? Or was it bare?😊
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That’s terrible sorry to hear that
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he thought you weren't religious enough for him???? serious WTF moment...what you mean??? the people from the Bible study thought you were probably the devil...haha...
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This kind of had me laughing, until I got to thinking about his strange fetish, the ED problem and his serious judgmental attitude. That's one hell of a strange package and needs some therapy.
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I’d say- stay away. He is off his meds and needs therapy!!!
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I say....keep hairbrushes on hand. One never knows...who may come along.....and i have heard that there is something sensuous about those handles....from men and women. Who would have thought......hmmmmm. Hanging around here.....one hears all sortsa things~~
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Praise the Lord and pass the hair gel.
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Lol, funny shit. That's a new way of getting a hard on. Maybe I should try it some day, or maybe I wont as I rather my cock be hard to fuck some pussy, rather than brush so.e hot ladyship hair, lol
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just, euwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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just, euwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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1/24/2020 10:01 pm |
Lol, funny shit. That's a new way of getting a hard on. Maybe I should try it some day, or maybe I wont as I rather my cock be hard to fuck some pussy, rather than brush so.e hot ladyship hair, lol
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1/24/2020 9:54 pm |
Praise the Lord and pass the hair gel.
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I say....keep hairbrushes on hand. One never knows...who may come along.....and i have heard that there is something sensuous about those handles....from men and women. Who would have thought......hmmmmm. Hanging around here.....one hears all sortsa things~~
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1/24/2020 8:19 pm |
I’d say- stay away. He is off his meds and needs therapy!!!
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This kind of had me laughing, until I got to thinking about his strange fetish, the ED problem and his serious judgmental attitude. That's one hell of a strange package and needs some therapy. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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he thought you weren't religious enough for him???? serious WTF moment...what you mean??? the people from the Bible study thought you were probably the devil...haha...
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Been with the awkwardly curved cocks and Ed's, but never in one package. Obviously a combination which will leave brain cells stained for life. Best I can come up with is a nice older guy with ED who told me upfront about it and said he had a device to pump his cock up. So I was game. After some foreplay he got up to prepare himself. Here I'm thinking he has a penis pump, but no, he had fastened some sort of strap-on thing on that looked and felt like hard plastic. Needless to say there wasn't a second visit.
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1/24/2020 5:04 pm |
That’s terrible sorry to hear that
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Been with the awkwardly curved cocks and Ed's, but never in one package. Obviously a combination which will leave brain cells stained for life. Best I can come up with is a nice older guy with ED who told me upfront about it and said he had a device to pump his cock up. So I was game. After some foreplay he got up to prepare himself. Here I'm thinking he has a penis pump, but no, he had fastened some sort of strap-on thing on that looked and felt like hard plastic. Needless to say there wasn't a second visit.
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