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Well, There is that
Well, There is that Why did I get divorced? He was asked.... Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my . I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my , my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked. My wife stomped over to me and proceeded to stomp me. When I regained consciousness, the divorce papers were laying on my chest. |
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