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Blogs > Ladywithatti2d > Ladys views and thoughts

How is your form?  

Ladywithatti2d 83F  
261 posts
2/10/2009 7:05 am
How is your form?

No, I sure don't mean as in your personal form of body either. Yesterday, I had the pleasure of receiving a "FORM" email sent to me from a 46 year old male.

Oh yes he waxed divinely over the color of my eyes, and how captivating they were. On and on it droned filled with flattery and how he is NOT looking for a one night stand but a more rich and fulfilling relationship with a lady.

First off if he HAD actually read my profile he would have saved himself the effort, as mine clearly says NO ONE LESS THAN 55, and he was like 9 years YOUNGER.

Secondly, shortly after I replied to this fluent, flattering gentleman, my calls me and says, you are not going to believe this. SHE now reads me the IDENTICAL email I received!!

Yep he has a spiffy FORM LETTER that he sent out to only God knows how many women admiring their eyes, among other things.

Now if that does not send or sound off claxon horns and bells nothing would!!!. For god sakes, he does not even take the time to REALLY write an email, instead he has a form letter and just blanket covers the site, waiting for a bite!!!.

I have a tip and clue for those of you who send out form emails, guess what, PEOPLE HERE TALK, and COMPARE, and we definitely out someone who is so lazy that he can't even write independent emails.

Thanks for the laugh loser.

Lady

l00kjane198822 39F

2/10/2009 7:44 am

 im pretty young and sexy i want to meet new friends. and im also looking for a boyfriend who is sweet and kind. im still studying. i can do crazy things when im horny


haversack_smith 47M
6189 posts
2/11/2009 2:49 pm

 Dear (beautiful lady/gorgeous girl/hot piece of ass), I saw your (profile/advert/advice line article) and was (blown away/stunned/instantly hard) at the sight of your (eyes/smile/tits) and would love to (get to know you/meet for a date/oil you up) and (see if we hit it off/get a blowjob/shag you senseless). I (am/am not) looking for a long-term relationship and love (one night stands/exciting dates/marriage). Hope we can meet (for dinner/soon/before I lose this erection),

Fred Orm.

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