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Go Forth and Masturbate
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Go Forth and Masturbate HAPPY MASTURBATION MONTH. (where's Hallmark when you need them) National Masturbation Day, also known as International Masturbation Day and in Britain and Australia as "Wankers Day", is an annual event celebrated on May 28, to protect and celebrate the right to masturbate. The first National Masturbation Day was observed May 7, 1995, after sex-positive retailer Good Vibrations declared the day in honor of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who was fired in 1994 by President Bill Clinton for suggesting masturbation be part of the sex education curriculum for students. International Masturbation Day has since been expanded to include the entire month of May as International Masturbation Month. Masturbation can: reduce stress release tension enhance sleep quality boost concentration elevate mood relieve menstrual cramps alleviate pain improve sex  Masturbation has also been identified as a strategy to improve sexual health by promoting intimacy, exploring self-pleasure, desires, and needs. . Masturbation also has sexual health benefits specifically for older women, such as less vaginal dryness and decreased pain during sex. Apparently some people view it as inappropriate to masturbate while in a relationship. I know that certainly wouldn't apply to anyone on here. So what do you say shall we set a world record on May 28th for masturbation? |
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Blame the typos and missing words on the establishment... 
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Good Morning Jo   I have already made 1 donation this morning, lets go for more  Please visit my Blog "Older but no Wiser"
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I am right handed and have never been able to relieve my stress, as you so charmingly put it, with my left hand.
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5/23/2019 5:29 am |
curious................what is the world record we are trying to "beat" 
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as Michael Jackson said, "Beat it"
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5/23/2019 5:30 am |
So let's all get out there and Wank Our Wankers! (Smiles)
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Which world record are we . . . um . . . shooting for? Number of people 'wanking' simultaneously, or simultaneously for the longest time, or is it gallons produced? Oh, who is going to verify the outcum?  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Be more then happy to participate afew naked picture of you with help the cause in this up lifting experience lololo /8. =8. \8. ...\8
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Good Morning Jo I have already made 1 donation this morning, lets go for more 
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I am right handed and have never been able to relieve my stress, as you so charmingly put it, with my left hand.
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curious................what is the world record we are trying to "beat"
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as Michael Jackson said, "Beat it"
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So let's all get out there and Wank Our Wankers! (Smiles)
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Which world record are we . . . um . . . shooting for? Number of people 'wanking' simultaneously, or simultaneously for the longest time, or is it gallons produced? Oh, who is going to verify the outcum? Visual aid assistants to help you meet our goal will also be verifying the outcum for statistical purposes
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How do you know?
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Be more then happy to participate afew naked picture of you with help the cause in this up lifting experience lololo /8. =8. \8. ...\8
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Who knew someone got fired for suggesting teaching masturbation in school...lol
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Yup
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5/23/2019 7:15 am |
And I sure miss seeing that butt in the bottom right-hand corner 
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Well... THAT number is wrong.😕 I don't feel like I've burned 🔥🔥🔥900 calories today. I should feel dizzy... no? 🤔 So.... what's your number? 😜😘 Can I watch? 😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Seemingly pornhub (never heard of them before  ) are donating to various charities involved in bee conservation if you search for "beesexual" on their site.They'll be making money hand over fist. Although it could be a sting. And be careful you don't come out in hives.
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I am going to masturbate just for you now..
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Great information hun and I say lets go for it.. I hope your day is a good one.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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happy to do MY part for such a worthy cause
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Lol I'll have to set up a conference call so we can synchronize our times... the sigh heard around the world as well all orgasm at once...
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