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How To Install A Southern Security System
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How To Install A Southern Security System 1. go to the Goodwill and buy a pair of 14 – 16 men’s work boots 2. place them on your front porch along with a copy of “Guns & Ammo” magazine 3. place 4 giant dishes next to the boots and magazine 4. leave a note on your door that reads: Bubba, me ‘n Bobby Jo, Jimmy Earl ‘n Donnie Ray went for more beer + ammo. be back in abt an hour. don’t mess with the dogs. they got the mailman this morning and messed him up Real Bad. i don’t know if Killer bit him this time or not. it’s kinda hard to tell from all the blood and whatnot. anyways, i locked all 4 of ‘em in the house. they might be sleeping now. you know how sleepy they get after they eat. better wait outside. be right back. ~ Gus   music is what feelings sound like. |
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...yup....that'll do it...lol
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I used to stay in a small apartment complex when younger, and the girls had the lower floors with us guys and couples up higher. Some of the girls used to borrow my shoes (work, sports, sandals, etc etc) and place them outside their rooms. The illusion was to make any any potential thieves think there was a man in that place. Worked out pretty well, till my mom came over unannounced one fine day... 
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Ha! Love it!
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charmer: pretty good, right?? lol ..  frenchkiss: well Family (more than helper) but thanx for the sweet note ..  lifebegins: now i just need to find men's shoes that big .. jurZkid: and i just happen to have noisy, Noisy dogs .. that helps, right??  moce: mom didn't approve?  supernova: yeah, me too .. i had a good laugh .. lol .. music is what feelings sound like.
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