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Blogs > marieoo7 > girls night out

"The man of the house"  

marieoo7 61F
67 posts
9/29/2010 1:41 pm
"The man of the house"

The Man of His House. With his partner.

A man had just finished reading a new book entitled,
"You Can Be the Man of Your House".

He stormed in and said to his partner who was in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'

His mate replied, 'The freakin' funeral director would be my first guess.'

rm_Jay222200002 61M
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45 posts
10/13/2010 2:59 pm

 Marieoo7,

Unfortunately, some men do not appreciate a great woman. I'll just say that this is sad , but many feel this way.

One must be careful to determine your partners likes and dreams.

Have a great week!


howsitgoiing 41M
2606 posts
10/4/2010 11:04 pm

 A while back I made a bling similar to that joke....


rm_dface3 45M

9/29/2010 8:47 pm

 Yeah I can't see that working out for anyone

Care to chat sometime?


scotsnew1 56M
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9/29/2010 3:17 pm

 IS THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR STAYING OVERNIGHT THEN


marieoo7 replies on 9/29/2010 3:39 pm:
Funny good answer

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