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The TROPHIES of the HUNTER
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The TROPHIES of the HUNTER Ladies, I consider myself as a TRUE HUNTER! Over the years, I've Hunted and Trapped all types of ANIMALS! THE COOTER The first ANIMAL that I ever caught was a COOTER! The Cooter... a LOVELY CREATURE but Slow and not use to the Touches of a HUNTER! I had to put in alot of work to capture it. The Reward of its Capture was worth its BLOOD in Weight! I Cherish all my CHERRY POPPING AWARDS I've accumulated over the years! THE KITTY Next came the KITTY! It was a little Shy but very PLAYFUL! Trapping it was Fun and Adventuruous! I had to chase it froom place to place, only getting my Hands on it before it was on the run again! Once I had it in my TRAP, that KITTY jus Purrrrrred and Purrrred until it was sick and spitting MILK back at and on me! I still love a GREAT KITTY HUNT.....Here KITTY KITTY! THE CAT I later came across the CLAWS of the CAT! The CAT was Vicious, it would Claw, Scratch and BITE at will! You have to be careful when approaching The CAT! Its Swift and Very Jumpy but will lay like a Baby if you hit the RIGHT SPOT! The Purrrrrring and the slow movements of its Tail from side to side is the sign that you're there! THE BEAVER I've mistaken this ANIMAL many times! The BEAVER is a SHAPE SHIFTER....MASTER OF DISGUISES! It comes BALD, a Small Patch, Hairy, Tattoed and Pierced! Be very careful with the BEAVER. It will BITE you and Hide! If you want to trap a GOOD BEAVER, you better have a GREAT STICK....THE WOOD! Please, know when to Snatch the WOOD from the BEAVER cause it will Grind you down like a Pencil and EAT the LEAD from it! THE SNAPPER Damn, what can I not say about the SNAPPER! You better be ready if you ever cross paths with the SNAPPER! if you are not careful... It's you that will be TRAPPED! The Snapper will lure you into its DEN and Cater to your Needs...making sure you are VERY COMFORTABLE! At the same time, it Closes up around you until it has you TIGHT in its CLUTCHES! You try pulling out but it only Sucks you back in, Dragging you DEEP into its DEN! I have to admit, I barely Escaped the collapsing Walls of the SNAPPER'S DEN! I still Love to Live on the WILD SIDE! THE CAMEL TOE Its not much to the CAMEL TOE. It sits HIGH on a Pedastel looking down on the rest! If you can make the climb, you can bring it down to size! It's the easiest of them all to catch. Over the years, its trap have been known as the CAMEL CLUTCH! I like the Camel Toe cause it do sits High and Loves to SPIT down on all that enters its domain! THE ASS This one was caught by mistake the first time! I was out hunting the Camel Toe and running in & out its CAVE to get better leaping abilities. I slipped at the Entrance and slid into the ASS PIT! I had given it several Jabs before I realized I was exploring unknown depths! I pulled out thinking....WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ANIMAL? It was WILD, TIGHT & had this DISTINCT AROMA to it! Being the Hunter I am, I set my trap so I could TAP THAT ASS! I LOVE THAT ASS! Tapping it right will make the CAMEL TOE SPIT More and Harder! THE COUGAR Last but not least and my favorite of them all... THE COUGAR! If I was a FARMER, I would say....SHE'S NO SPRING CHICKEN! The COUGAR has been around the Block a Few times more than Most! It has picked up Skills that can prevent it from being caught! I LOVE ALL COUGARS! I had to have been 15 when I caught my first COUGAR! Although I was Scared Shitless, the Cougar made me feel Comfortable and Lead me along the way! I oftened wondered if I really Trapped it or if it just walked into it WILLINGLY! I was taught alot by the COUGAR! Many of the techniques I still use today! I can only PRAYS the Cougar! I Love the way it Steps with Confidents, it Strokes you Gently, it will Feed you and Cater to your every need! But Please, dont get the COUGAR twisted... It will BITE THE HEAD OFF A COCK(rooster) and not think twice about it! To all the Cougars out there, instead of me Hunting You... let youself be known and I will Cuuuuuuuuummmmmm to YOU!!!! |
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