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Blogs > OutlawsBounty > Come Ride For The Brand!

The Operation  

OutlawsBounty 70M
880 posts
1/3/2015 10:33 am

Last Read:
1/3/2015 10:03 pm
The Operation

The Operation

The Doctor said: "The good news is, I can cure your headaches... The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed.

He wondered if he had anything to live for.

He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was headache free for the first time in over 20 years, but he felt as if he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street he realized he felt like a different person.

He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit."

The elderly salesman eyed him quickly and said, "Let's see, you're a size 44 long."

Joe laughed and said, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!"

Joe tried on the suit.

It fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the tailor asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

"Let's see, 16 and a half neck, 34 sleeve."

Joe was surprised. "How did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years."

The shirt fit perfectly.

As Joe looked at himself in the mirror, the salesman said, "You could use new shoes."

Since Joe was on a roll, he said, "Sure."

The man eyed Joe's feet and said, "9-1/2E."

Joe was astonished. "That's right. How did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried on the shoes and they also fit perfectly.

As Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, "How about new underwear?"

Joe thought for a second and said, "Why not."

The man stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's
see, size 36."

Joe laughed. "Finally I've got you! I've worn size 32 since I was 18 years old."

The tailor shook his head.

"You can't wear a size 32. Size 32 underwear would press your testicles against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a
headache."

~Vaya con Dios~
Feliz Año Nuevo

OutlawsBounty 70M
667 posts
1/3/2015 10:03 pm
    Quoting marysia4u:


    Hope you had a Happy Christmas, and hope this New Year will be wonderful for you.

    I always like seeing you pop in.

Thank You marysia4u and hope this finds you well sending belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Years Blessings that may your heart glow with the promise of peace, your spirit shine with the beauty of dreams, and your world sparkle with a million little reasons to smile for Friendship is a bond of the Soul! Muuaahhhh warm hugs and soft lasting kisses. ~Vaya con Dios~


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/3/2015 11:57 am

Hope you had a Happy Christmas, and hope this New Year will be wonderful for you.

I always like seeing you pop in.


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