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Blogs > racyredlace > The Lingerie Drawer

Just keep swimming  

racyredlace 53F
502 posts
6/15/2016 8:52 am
Just keep swimming

My life is usually just a comedy of errors. Lots of things going on all the time. It's like a wheel, with many spokes, and I'm the nut that holds them all together.

Last night we discovered a dysfunctional septic pump, that was remedied easily enough with a pair of dykes, some strippers, a razor blade, and some wire nuts. Luckily the septic system is well downhill from even the lowest floor drain. Mr wonderful learned a lesson about setting the system alarm to silent mode.

This morning's fiasco was a dead van, just lost power and died on me. Luckily I was off the main road and far enough up a hill that I could drift backwards into a field. I called the who's had her permit for almost 2 years but hasn't found time to take her license test yet. I tried her cell twice, then called the home phone and screamed her name into the answering machine. She didn't pick up. I tried her cell again, she answered that time, I assured her she could drive the mile and a half between home and the vans final resting point. 20 minutes later (don't ask, I don't know what the fuck took that long) she came to my rescue. I gave the refresher "this is how you jump start a car" course, but it was a lesson in failure because the van wouldn't stay running when I took the cables off. So a few phone calls and a guy with a chain later, the van is still dead, but in the driveway at least. When we got home the said "it was so weird, I woke up because I thought I heard you yelling my name and then you called, it's like telepathy." i said "oh wow that's spooky..... I was actually yelling through the answering machine."

My next adventure is breaking the tractor, or mowing the grass, we'll see which way it goes.

HermanG67 56M
8464 posts
6/15/2016 9:04 am

 wow

you've been having quite the adventure


howlindog50 73M
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509 posts
6/15/2016 9:14 am

 Love your sense of humor . . . sometimes ya just gotta step back & laugh (I know . . . my life is like that frequently

But . . . dykes, strippers & nuts???


magnatee53 70M
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405 posts
6/15/2016 10:08 am

 mechanical equipment isn't your thing huh ?????


dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
6/15/2016 10:10 am

 "breaking the tractor" made me lol. Try to not break anything else, really. Hope you have a better day.


jessabell1967 57F
208 posts
6/15/2016 10:26 am

 Maybe just get the tractor stuck somewhere so you have to get a bigger tractor to pull it out. Then when the bigger tractor gets stuck too you have to get a truck. Then when the truck gets stuck you have to get a bulldozer. That could be fun.


Han54boat 71M
11637 posts
6/15/2016 12:56 pm

 That was one swim. I feel sorry for your swim. It is like swimming against the current.

Cum to my blog and respond. Have a great kissing fun time.


big54al 69M
2259 posts
6/15/2016 2:53 pm

 It sounds like a typical day for me


lookinghard6669 58M
365 posts
6/15/2016 7:07 pm
    Quoting jessabell1967:
    Maybe just get the tractor stuck somewhere so you have to get a bigger tractor to pull it out. Then when the bigger tractor gets stuck too you have to get a truck. Then when the truck gets stuck you have to get a bulldozer. That could be fun.
She has been there done that....think it was two bulldozers!


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