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Some questions for the man upstairs  

racyredlace 53F
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6/6/2008 5:10 am
Some questions for the man upstairs
Yesterday I received an email that included the line "If I could sit on the porch with God the first thing I'd do is thank him for you!" A touching sentiment to be sure, but while there are many things I'd thank him for, I've got some questions for him too!

Why did you use the same skin on elbows and testicles?

Why can't meanness just make people fall over dead?

The platypus? Really. What was going on when you made them up? Half duck, half beaver?

Why did you make so much stuff green? I understand the science behind photosynthesis, but you made the science, so why not make some trees magenta or the grass plaid?

Have you rethought the whole mating for life idea? I mean, its okay for birds, but is that still the rule for people?

Is there a special place in hell for the person who came up with the idea of cramming cotton through that little opening in medicine bottles?

These are just a few of the things I ponder. It would be cool if God would come for a visit now so I can ask him because I'm sure that when I make it to the Pearly Gates the first thing out of my mouth will be "Okay, I know, but let me explain..."

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