1448 posts 5/18/2017 8:21 am
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Free cams and a colour crush
I just discovered I have a 7 hour 40 minutes porn video on my computer! 7 hours?
How did I just discovered that? 
As a standard member, for the last few days I have not been able to watch any cams on here. That's how. 
I think we are not allowed free views anymore. Ironic that, because let's say cams d ot com, for example, is also run by the same company running this place, along with their 4062 domains, and that one is free to view... 
I am still playing around with the colours and fonts and text size in my posts. I read on mother Google that women like blue, purple, green and black, viewing a page on the net, where they are most likely to feel at ease and even decide if they want to interact, by leaving a comment.
So, yesterday I changed the colours on my blog. First change for ages. Guess what? It worked! 
A woman, came out of the blue, and declared on her blog that I am one of her secret crushes on blog land! Aww, thanx sweet sexy Zara_thustra,  I am still drowning in dopamine, and it is almost 12 hours later. Looking forward to our new closer friendship, maybe organise a virtual engagement party with drinks, snacks, and loads of sex? And she never even visited my blog yesterday! So, boys, take the advice, change your blog colour! It works! 
Of course there is that other little fact, a few thousand miles between us, but I am sure we can over cum this.
I did yesterday, I took her to bed with me...well she was in my mind. We did not do it, just cuddled...and the Pope is not a catholic!
What would you do if someone had a crush on you, you liked them too, and they were in the other side of the world?
Make sure your camera works and get the tissues do I hear you say? Oh you wicked lot, you demoralising me already!
Just some short jokes today, all 10 of them!
A man walks into a Welsh pub and orders a white wine Spitzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him. "Where are you from? You sound English", "I'm from across the Severn ," replies the man nervously."What do you do, just across the Severn ?", "I'm a taxidermist." "What on earth is one of those?". "I mount animals." "Its alright boys," shouts the barman, “he's one of us”!
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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book!!”
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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor”.
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Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret?
Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.
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Wife: I wish I were a newspaper so I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day!
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An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has traveled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat.
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A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said . . .'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humor, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'
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My 's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!!
Blow that, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
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At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...
"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
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4077 posts 5/18/2017 8:23 am |
Did I say, someone has a crush on me, why did she never said until last night? May be it was them colours!
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37235 posts 5/18/2017 8:59 am |
Love the spider web and still not too sure about your current colours
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37235 posts 5/18/2017 9:00 am |
PS Did you know crush was orange???
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16552 posts 5/18/2017 10:13 am |
So... a crush on you one day, and forgotten a little later? 
Kind of sounds like something a guy would do....
 Great jokes again! 
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4077 posts 5/18/2017 11:34 am |
Quoting pocogato12:
Love the spider web and still not too sure about your current colours
There is a load of stuff on the web pocogato. even spiders! Still playing with it...erm, meant them, colours! Thanx for popping by.
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32404 posts 5/18/2017 11:35 am |
oh for goodness sake, we all have a crush on you.......you're adorable
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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4077 posts 5/18/2017 11:36 am |
Quoting pocogato12:
PS Did you know crush was orange???
No pocogato, I did not know! But I take anything! Did anyone know that? Cheers!
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4077 posts 5/18/2017 11:40 am |
Quoting goodatpoetry2:
So... a crush on you one day, and forgotten a little later?
Kind of sounds like something a guy would do....
Great jokes again!
She forgot about me goodatpoetry? Already? Have not even finished sending the invites out for the engagement party! She better not! I will have to check on her later. She is busy now, with everyone congratulating her in her excellent choice of blog land crush's! As for the jokes? Bindair Dundat. Thanx for visiting.
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4077 posts 5/18/2017 11:44 am |
Thanx sassygirl! I think the size is defo an improvement, even if the colours are a bit trial and error at the moment. They all seem easy to read to me, hence I never thought anyone could have a problem with even small font size. Thanx for visiting!
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4077 posts 5/18/2017 11:47 am |
Quoting wickedeasy:
oh for goodness sake, we all have a crush on you.......you're adorable
Aww thanx wicked! Even more dopamine around my room all of a sudden! I never knew! I am sure it's them colours. Look at you, you are all coming out now Thanx for popping in!
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50231 posts 5/18/2017 12:56 pm |
soooo...bummer...now the standards can't view my cam???? i tell yah...what ever happened to the good ol' incentives...you throw a little chum to get fish...you know what i mean??? this site really sucks balls...mmmm...i don't like it...
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4983 posts 5/18/2017 1:04 pm |
7 hours 40 minutes? Is it fair to say that the last 7 hours hasn't been watched much?
Baffies Link to my blog: MyBaffies
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4077 posts 5/18/2017 1:09 pm |
Quoting japaneseass:
soooo...bummer...now the standards can't view my cam???? i tell yah...what ever happened to the good ol' incentives...you throw a little chum to get fish...you know what i mean??? this site really sucks balls...mmmm...i don't like it...
I agree with you japaneseass. I remember the days when standard members could view all profiles, all cams and comment there too. I do not like it either, but I am addicted to it, and they know!
Something to entice us, "el cheapos" to join. The thought " I will join up, because I seen that woman's profile and want to message her! They seem not concerned with wanting me, from the outside, to come in, but like to take money from those inside already. Like charging extra so a gold member's message can be read by a standard!!! Oh yeah, they said....join up, you can send messages. They forgot to say they will charge you extra for the message to be read! How long before they ask performers to pay so they can be viewed? Wonder who runs the marketing here, Donald duck? Thanx for visiting.
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4077 posts 5/18/2017 1:12 pm |
Quoting MyBaffies:
7 hours 40 minutes? Is it fair to say that the last 7 hours hasn't been watched much?
Ha ha, what do you think I am my baffies? All I need is 5 mins Must of taken 7 hours to download the damned thing! On the plus side, how many "5 mins" in 7 hours? Thanx for the visit.
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4077 posts 5/19/2017 2:13 am |
7 hours for just 3 minutes hinj1? It is a compilation! Many 3 minute money shots on it! When I go in my "porn mode" I just click to download vids without watching them, just fill up for the day and watch later. Oh the crap I have downloaded! There are some women on the cams who just want to perform, not interested on points. And there are some, of course, that need to pay the viewer to watch!! As for the crush, on here, taken with a pinch of salt, like everything else. It is all a bit of fun, a distraction, nothing serious. And along with the distraction, sometimes you meet a nice woman and get some sex too. I do not have many expectations from this place, hence it is fun for me. When you actually start believing everything here, it's time to see the shrink. Thanx for popping by.
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4077 posts 5/19/2017 2:17 am |
Oh, here comes another one! My secret crush harem is growing. Thanx author! One came out with it, and there are 3 on the list already!!! I like this secret crush game! I need to devise a queuing system next. Thanx for popping in.
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4077 posts 5/19/2017 7:45 am |
Hey countessmeville! Old curtains were up for years, about time for a change. And the new purple works, I think. I got a mini harem already! Anymore and I will need to change the car for the minibus Weekend should be good, working. Keeps me out of trouble ha ha. Enjoy yours too. Thanx for dropping by.
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7262 posts 5/19/2017 9:32 am |
Resorting to cheap marketing techniques to lure the ladies in. 
Vive La Difference
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4077 posts 5/19/2017 9:42 am |
Quoting tickles4us:
Resorting to cheap marketing techniques to lure the ladies in.
He he tickles4us. All means necessary as they say. But looks like it works that old purple, there is 3 in the harem already! Anymore and will have to change the car for a minibus! Thanx for popping by.
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41171 posts 5/22/2017 12:31 pm |
Watching a seven-plus hour porn film, I think, would turn me asexual!  
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4077 posts 5/22/2017 12:37 pm |
Quoting spunkycumfun:
Watching a seven-plus hour porn film, I think, would turn me asexual!
Hi spunky.I think you are right! From the sex overdose or a cock falling off! I have watched clips of it, but still sort of half way. By the time I finish it, all the actresses on it will be dead Thanx for popping by.
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