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Blogs > rm_velvttouch > Me, Myself and I...

best excuse i have ever heard  

rm_velvttouch 55F
2731 posts
1/23/2010 11:28 am

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1/25/2010 11:59 am
best excuse i have ever heard

so i finally get a text from

I must be loosing my touch

him: i didn't hang up on you

me: lol yes you did check your call log

him: no

so i call him.

me: yes you did

him: no. i was working on my bathroom. i tried to answer the first time and dropped the phone. and then you called again and i tried to answer and dropped the phone down the hole in the floor where the toilette used to sit. i had to call one of my buddies to come over and fish my phone out of the floor.

me: so you just got your phone back now and texted me.

him: yes

me: best excuse i have ever heard- (as i am laughing my ass off)

him: it not an excuse if i want to hang up on you i would answer the phone and talk to you so you knew i was hanging up on you...

469tall 76M
16824 posts
1/23/2010 11:58 am

 either that or his wife walked in LOL


The perversity of the universe is unbounded.


trisha_ann_glynn 51T
1982 posts
1/23/2010 12:14 pm

 He has patience, I'll give him that much.


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