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Time to Caption These Silly Snapshots!
1 post 8/18/2007 3:19 pm |
Photo 1: Warning from th FDA, too much meat can make you cross-eyed. Photo 2: Who is the idiot that said a "bird in the hand is better than two in the BUSH" Photo 3: Warning from the Surgeon General, lighting up after sex can lead to other health risk.
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8/18/2007 3:12 pm |
#1: "These blow-up sex dolls DO have the air valves in the strangest places..." #2: "So THAT's why they call you Dr. Octopus!" #3: "1, 2, 3, (now, everybody) Happy Bris!!"
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Photo 1 'He finally found a way of keeping the wife quiet during the football!' Photo 2 'There was no shortage of volunteers to rub in the after sun for her'
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8/18/2007 3:05 pm |
caption #1: "and the blonde said".........."are you sure the doctor said this was the only way to check your prostate?"
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caption for photo 3: I thought maybe this way I could finally get a blow job.
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caption for photo 1: Okay, I admit it. I DON'T have a very deep throat.
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Photo #1: BREAKING NEWS: "A game of 'Naked Twister' went terribly wrong today when..." Photo #2: "All hands on deck!" Photo #3: "A truly enlightened man."
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8/18/2007 2:50 pm |
pic#3 not exactly the 'blowjob' he had in mind...
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8/18/2007 2:47 pm |
photo 2 Looks like 30 good reasons to call in sick from work.
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8/18/2007 2:43 pm |
pic#2 she's sure handy to have around...
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8/18/2007 2:42 pm |
photo 3 If thats not a sign of a burning sensation I dont know what is.
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8/18/2007 2:41 pm |
Photo #1 "I am NEVER playing twister with you again!!!" Photo #2 Just wait till they see these tan lines! This sure beats the cardboard applicator. Photo #3 Next time, bake a fucking cake!!
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8/18/2007 2:39 pm |
photo 1 If you fart one more time I will bite it off! photo 2 keep rubbing theres still a few white patches photo 3 so your going to put this out with your pussy?
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8/18/2007 2:39 pm |
snap shot 1 Looking directly at the balls may cause some unwanted side effects
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8/18/2007 2:23 pm |
caption for photo 1 got to fined a way of getting to your heart
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Photo #1- Are you sure this part of the final test for my Proctology Major Dr. Humpalot? Photo #2- Ok, Scissors, Rock, Paper for my G spot. Photo #3- My buddy said she was the original Ice Queen, no harm in going prepared.
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#1 A cuththroat night of charades: "Three syllables... rhymes with... Oh My Gawd..." #2 Oh, for fuck's sake, guys! I do NOT have the friggin' remote!!! #3 Goodbye cruel world!!!
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1 post 8/18/2007 1:32 pm |
Caption for photo #1: I'm getting a bit cross eyed trying to remember who these balls belong to! Caption for photo #2: So many hands, so few places to put them. Caption for photo #3: First, blow out the candle, then you can have some icing.
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8/18/2007 1:32 pm |
Photo#1: Gulp..."Sorry..what did you say?" Photo#2: "You can look, but PLEASE touch!!" Photo#3: Blow Job gone wrong!
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#1 Sammy Smucklenuts: If my nuts were on your chin, then where would my dick be?  Dumb Blonde: Oh, that's easy! On my neck! #2 I don't wanna hear it! I told you boys to strap a board to your ass! *ignores muffled cries* #3 I'm going spelunking!
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1 post 8/18/2007 1:21 pm |
Photo # 1 -I UH thought it was in there . Your shure you can't find it ? Try a little deeper . Photo # 2 - This is a hands on training event Photo # 3 -Happy birthday to me . Happy birth day to me . Happy birth ah to hell with it get over here and blow out my KANDLE ! memberID text
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8/18/2007 1:20 pm |
Photo 1 : Too slappy Photo 2 : Hands all ovre me ... yes... Photo 3 : You say you whant candle light??
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8/18/2007 1:04 pm |
photo #3 "I only promised to eliminate your bush without razor burn!"
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8/18/2007 12:54 pm |
photo # 2 "These lifeguards are sooooo friendly!"
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8/18/2007 12:51 pm |
Photo #1: So this is what they mean about being cockeyed. Photo #2: Well i always liked being riding as a horse..never thought they would want to measure me like 1 also. Photo #3: i know i always had dynamite between my legs,but this fuse might never let it blow up.
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