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Sex at the Kitchen Sink
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Sex at the Kitchen Sink I keep thinking about sex every time I wash my hands. Okay, so I can hear some of you saying: "You think about sex all the time anyway, Dreamer," but actually that's not strictly true. Yes I do think about sex a lot especially when I get sexy comments from real sex-mad beautiful women from all round the world on this blog-thing I have been writing, but until recently not while washing my hands at the kitchen sink. "Okay" I can hear some of you thinking, "He's going to break into another one of those down-memory-lane-in-the-days-when-I-used-to-get-laid-'none-of-what-follows-is-made-up' type posts. Maybe one time the Lioness cooked him dinner and before it was ready she hitched up her skirt and he shagged her viciously over the kitchen sink and now whenever he looks at the draining board he is reminded of the tap marks imprinted on her tits afterwards." But no, it isn't that either, because that never happened. (Nice idea though. Have any of you indulged in sink-sex? What's it like? ) No, what it is is this: I have got one of those anti-bacterial liquid soap, pump dispensers. And when you give the pump a bang, cupping your other hand in front of the nozzle to catch the flying soap, it ejaculates, just like a good big glob of hot spunk leaving a pulsing penis. (I only know this because I have seen my own doing it, not because I am in the habit of jerking off the cocks of others into the palm of my hand. I promise. ) But honestly, it is so reminisent, and the gooey, but smooth, semi-liquid consistency of the soap is so sperm like, that now, every time I fir eoff a glob of soap to wash my hands I find images of scantily clad nubile sex-craving women popping into my head. (Okay, its blue, which would be disconcerting, but otherwise.... ) It is getting to be too much. What should I do? |
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Got sent an email of a soap dispenser. It was one of those large ones that attach to the wall. Anyway, it was in the shape of a mans torso with the penis protruding, and you guessed it, the soap (which was white) came out of the penis. Didn't say where you could buy them. Lol Would probably go through too much soap when friends called in. Lol 
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Do you really want an answer?  I think you already know, what I will say. You need to get laid, asap! Your mind is wandering, far too much. Go with the flow, and become happy, once again!  Even if it's not for love, do it for lust! None of us will, hold it against you!  Life isn't about how many breaths you take, but about the moments that take your breath away!    
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You are spending too much time wanking and not enough time shagging. If you can't change that, then buy the Pomegranet sented Liquid soap. It's red!!!!! SkierChick  
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sink sex.... *drooling* theres a coupon for you... one round of sink sex!! SOOOO NICE!!! live more, laugh often, love much
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Hi Ama, no pictures I'm afraid. Maybe it's because I am just a standard member. Nice idea though, probably.
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Got sent an email of a soap dispenser. It was one of those large ones that attach to the wall. Anyway, it was in the shape of a mans torso with the penis protruding, and you guessed it, the soap (which was white) came out of the penis. Didn't say where you could buy them. Lol Would probably go through too much soap when friends called in. Lol
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Glad to know you enjoyed the experience. I could change to bars of soap, but the pump dispenser seems more convenient for the sink, though now I think about it I don't know why! Bar spaop stays wet on the sink in a way that it doesn't in the bathroom maybe, so it goes all slimey.
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Lol. Yup, if it was coming out of me that colour I would have it checked!
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Do you really want an answer? I think you already know, what I will say. You need to get laid, asap! Your mind is wandering, far too much. Go with the flow, and become happy, once again! Even if it's not for love, do it for lust! None of us will, hold it against you! Seriously though, I have been considering it. Maybe there is someone local I could arrange to meet for coffee at the Oracle or something and see where it lead to? But in the end I don't know if it would make me any happier. Plus I am not un-happy......I keep thinking about it, lol.
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It's a thought that crosses my mind from time to time!
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I don't know the answer to that sassi!
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You are spending too much time wanking and not enough time shagging. If you can't change that, then buy the Pomegranet sented Liquid soap. It's red!!!!!
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sink sex.... *drooling* theres a coupon for you... one round of sink sex!! SOOOO NICE!!!
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Step away from the sink, slowly, just step away . . . I work in a hospital, do you know how many times a day I have to wash my hands and all the different kinds of soap dispensers we have? And now you're planted that X-rated visual in my head . . .
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Hello....what are you up to prowling around my lower floor? (Can't quite call this the basement, lol. ) Nice to see a comment back on an old post, thank you. As to the soap bars, well actually I have come to rather enjoy the pump action bottle, lol. And don't start saying that's because I am embracing my inner gay side, lol.
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