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That just raises further questions
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That just raises further questions I didn't want to cook last night so I ordered a pizza for the first time in literally forever (literally) I mean what I am gonna do , go out to eat by myself ? Laaaaaaaaame . Anyway so an old Ukrainian man delivers the pizza and it's all wrong but I don't really care so I eat a couple slices anyway . About 20 minutes later he comes back and I tell him I already started eating on it and he gives me an exasperated sigh like that was a dick move on my part . My first question is was he really just going to take that pizza to the people who had ordered it ? I could have jizzed all over it for all he knew . And secondly how long should I have waited ? I mean if he was back like 5 minutes later I could see that , but 20 minutes ? Also just for the record I didn't think I was eating someone else's pizza I just assumed they screwed up the order . Sidenote I don't really care if my order is screwed up but I seem to have a habit of dating women who are very particular about their food and invariable don't get what they want . Although if you ask for 10 substitutions when you order something I feel like you're setting yourself up for disappointment . Just eat whatever slop they bring you and be glad you're not in a Chinese labor camp eating ground up<b> bone </font></b>paste and leaves . On the most recent episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm was it Sophia Loren they were wondering if she had ever been nude on film ? That's what I remember but that doesn't seem right because she was naked a ton of times in movies . Of course a lot of those were films in Italy so maybe people aren't aware of them . Plus she was in Playboy right ? It must have been someone else . What happens if you try and sue someone in the witness protection program ? As an example let's say that I'm at Felix and I see Kate Upton and Justin Verlander at the next table . So I send my buddy Fatpants out to make a big scene and distract their bodyguards and various toadies and then I go up and congratulate them on their recent wedding . Verlander gets pissed and shoves me , and I ain't no punk so I grab his arm and bite into his elbow (because that's how a real man handles his business) severing his radial collateral ligament with my mighty jaws . Also the wound gets infected because my mouth is dirty as hell - you know why .  So he's out of action for several months next season and the Astros get off to a bad start and miss the playoffs . So they want to sue me for lost revenue . But here's the problem , I'm in witness protection because I testified against the D-Company . So does that mean when the Astros try to come after me does that mean the Marshals Service hustles me out of there and sets me up with a new identity ? Or do they leave me out to hang ? Or is the identity they set up for me robust enough to stand the scrutiny of a trial ? For what matter how much scrutiny is there really ? If I tell people my name is Doobie Keebler and someone tries to sue me under that name does the service fail because that's not my real name ? It can't be that easy right , otherwise everyone would using a pseudonym . Speaking of , why do author use pseudonyms ? When a law enforcement agent is undercover and as part of said cover they commit crimes how is that justified legally ? Is it part of the criminal code what an undercover person can do ? Are they granted some kind of blanket immunity ? And for that matter how does immunity even work ? Who gets to make that decision ? Can some rogue prosecutor (wearing rouge) hand out immunity willy-nilly to whomever ? Why have I never heard of any kind of scandal where bribery is involved in immunity ? Do you think people would pay 99 cents for a poker app ? I hear that sexting is way down because people are bored with it (as they are with sex in general) . I think if you could tie in sexting with a strip poker type scenario there's some money that could be made there . I was at the dentist the other day and I got to wondering back in Ye Olden Tymes before dentistry was a thing when people's wisdom teeth came in were they just in agony for the rest of their lives ? Maybe that's why everyone was so murdery . Or because there was no dentistry and they had teeth falling out all the time did they actually need those teeth ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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You are LITERALLY trying to drive me crazy with so many questions. But yes, like you I would have assumed they screwed up my order, not that I got someone else's pizza.   
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i hate those people who puts her/his omission and extra, when they order...i mean...that's not even the food on the menu anymore...wtf? we have menu...and our cook is not your personal cook, either...really...go home..just go home...don't ever come back...
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Change your profile today and what's next? New profile picture? Where would the madness end? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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the world is a crazy place thanks for all the info,great but true
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Your mind certainly needs to know alot of things. Some odd some not.... I ask myself why/what the fuck alot too, but the answer always comes back to "theyre a fucking idiot that's why." I get called a bitch alot at work, perhaps I am perhaps they don't like my sense of humour, whatthefuckeva! Happy everything inc Christmas, New Years and dentist appointments
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