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Didn't see this coming  

rm_Twister2bed 54M
158 posts
7/16/2006 8:03 am

Last Read:
7/19/2006 11:33 am

Didn't see this coming

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my girlfriend mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses, stared directly in to the eyes of this nosy neighbor, and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."


marywannado 50F

7/16/2006 4:08 pm

That's some funny shit...


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/18/2006 3:55 pm

LMAO

Pull My Fucking Hair!


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